Topic: Good Tiiiiiimessss (Read 88299 times)

Friday · « **Reply #340 on:** July 09, 2010, 11:36:16 PM »

(of all that food you're serving them)

Frocto · « **Reply #341 on:** July 09, 2010, 11:44:54 PM »

Quote from: Lottel on July 09, 2010, 11:23:39 PM

Got a family in tonight. Daughter basically said this "I'm coming in once a week to see which I like you more as. As a fuckbuddy or a boyfriend. I'll let you know."
This is good not because of the girl (though that is flattering) but because she left a $23 tip. A guaranteed $20+ tip from a table that all I have to do is smile once and say hi? That's awesome news. She's coming in on Sunday and will book a party for next week. That's... $50 for me for booking the party and waiting on it, not counting tips and what not.

what the hell is your job

Lottel · « **Reply #342 on:** July 10, 2010, 12:23:36 AM »

I'm the head waiter at a pizzeria. We get a lot of fun people in who all love me so I make a lot of good money. It's a pretty cool place and fun as hell. The money is just a plus.

And the fact that cute girls leave me numbers and a lot of money all the time? That's just fucking awesome.

A² · « **Reply #343 on:** July 10, 2010, 05:37:57 PM »

I bought an anime dvd, and then the next day they announced it was being re-released in the states under a budget line.

...this counts as a Good Time because this worst the worst thing to happen all week, following weeks of cleaning up vomit of various family members and dealing with mental breakdowns, accidents, assaults, and at one point I was beaten by a senile old man.

teg · « **Reply #344 on:** July 10, 2010, 06:32:33 PM »

lottel teach us how to pick up girls

Today I found Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee in a bin in a pharmacy for $5.

Brentai · « **Reply #345 on:** July 10, 2010, 07:59:29 PM »

~~Except both those games regularly go on sale together on Steam for less than that.~~ Wait Munch. Nevermind, good job.

Lottel · « **Reply #346 on:** July 10, 2010, 10:40:02 PM »

It's easy to do what I do. Follow these simple steps.

1. Smile.
2. Be funny.
3. Give them food.
4. Ask them vague, general questions about themselves. Nothing really personal.
4.5 Somewhat listen to the answers.
5. Reply "Wow _NAME_HERE_, that is really interesting!"
6. Tell more jokes.

Actually, I just act like myself but I put on a bit of a show. And if I feel like it (and haven't done it yet that night) as I walk away from the table while talking to them so my head is facing them. Then I "accidentally" bump into a table, fake being shrugging of the embarrassment and go back to work. (NOTE: Only do this if there is a group of cute girls and you want them to return several times.) And make sure you give plenty of direct eye contact to the one who is looking at you most. But not too much or you'd be creepy.

Also: This isn't as much as a "Lottel says how to pick up chicks" as it is a "Lottel says how to exploit women for tips." Picking up chicks is a bit more complicated.

Classic · « **Reply #347 on:** July 11, 2010, 05:12:12 AM »

Requires more liquor???

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #348 on:** July 11, 2010, 11:36:09 AM »

Quote from: wait so can I really just type anything here on July 10, 2010, 06:32:33 PM

lottel teach us how to pick up girls

Aren't you supposed to be a girl? And aren't you on the internet right now?

No, no, this isn't adding up at all!

teg · « **Reply #349 on:** July 11, 2010, 07:19:50 PM »

Quote from: Fowl on July 11, 2010, 11:36:09 AM

Quote from: wait so can I really just type anything here on July 10, 2010, 06:32:33 PM
lottel teach us how to pick up girls
Aren't you supposed to be a girl? And aren't you on the internet right now?

(I'm lez)

Brentai · « **Reply #350 on:** July 11, 2010, 08:43:24 PM »

Büge · « **Reply #351 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:24:11 AM »

So I came out to my parents yesterday... seems they already knew.

teg · « **Reply #352 on:** July 12, 2010, 11:48:11 AM »

Quote from: Sorry... Didn't mean to call your mother a severed head. on July 11, 2010, 08:43:24 PM

It kinda' sucks, honestly.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #353 on:** July 12, 2010, 03:38:51 PM »

Quote from: Büge on July 12, 2010, 05:24:11 AM

So I came out to my parents yesterday... seems they already knew.

The Baroness costume probably told them all they ever needed to know.

Büge · « **Reply #354 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:34:04 PM »

My cousin Stephen wants to borrow it for Halloween.

Brentai · « **Reply #355 on:** July 12, 2010, 06:52:38 PM »

ogoditsspreading

Kayma · « **Reply #356 on:** July 12, 2010, 06:53:10 PM »

R^2 · « **Reply #357 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:07:44 AM »

Holy crap I'm posting somewhere other than Shit Days.

I talked to the head of campus security today and explained the deets of the sitch. He told me that while the guy I talked to didn't bother reporting the broken-down vehicle, he figured it was broken down or something similar. He put the clamp on the wheel to make sure nobody else towed it off.

Thing is, he took it off again without me having to pay the fine. So small victory there.

A friend of mine is going to see if he can swing a tow for free, or at least at a discount. So small victory there.

I'm willing to settle for small victories.

McDohl · « **Reply #358 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:00:17 AM »

Rock on, R carat 2!

teg · « **Reply #359 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:25:37 AM »

Last time I posted here, I had found one last-gen game for five dollars.

This time I am posting because I found two current-gen games (Uncharted and Lego Indy for PS3) for $2.50 each.

The next time I post, I will presumably have bought four unreleased games for $1.25 each.

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