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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #740 on: October 20, 2011, 03:04:20 PM »

Excavated?
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #741 on: October 20, 2011, 03:52:47 PM »

They dig in with scalpels and forceps, blast the area with radiation, stitch it up with catgut and you get a lollipop at the end.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #742 on: October 20, 2011, 04:01:42 PM »

i remember my brother going to school with some kid who had a bunch of melanoma-lings cut out of his back aaaand apparently it wasn't too pretty when he went back to school. a lot of like, little inch-around holes cut out of him. someone slapped him on the back to welcome him back from surgery and uhhh.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #743 on: October 20, 2011, 04:17:52 PM »

They dig in with scalpels and forceps, blast the area with radiation, stitch it up with catgut and you get a lollipop at the end.

Yeah, I don't have to do this, thankfully. They just took a chunk out two weeks ago to see if it was. That was where my comment about "human hole-punch" came in.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #744 on: October 20, 2011, 04:59:46 PM »

my sister had an infection that lead to necrotic tissue under the skin that it was basically impossible to notice from the outside until it got to a point where it was HOLY SHIT inside and so they literally just dug a tunnel straight into her back and out of her side, like right there with a scalpel, stab stab dig pull stab stab dig

basically i am glad i was nowhere near the clinic that day
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #745 on: October 20, 2011, 05:46:22 PM »

Because you get all turned on by that sort of thing and didn't want to congratuhug your sister with a boner?
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #746 on: October 20, 2011, 05:48:39 PM »

dear lord cat ears
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #747 on: October 20, 2011, 06:08:32 PM »

MCE is demented.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #748 on: October 20, 2011, 06:10:16 PM »

just a question jeez
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #749 on: October 20, 2011, 06:11:48 PM »

dear lord cat ears
What? We were all thinking it.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #750 on: October 20, 2011, 06:15:15 PM »

I haven't heard a no yet.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #751 on: October 20, 2011, 06:29:11 PM »

Because you get all turned on by that sort of thing and didn't want to congratuhug your sister with a boner?

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #752 on: October 20, 2011, 06:29:23 PM »

i mean yeah anyone else but
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #753 on: October 20, 2011, 06:29:32 PM »

she's my sister for christ's sake
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #754 on: October 20, 2011, 06:38:12 PM »

Well I was thinking back to that one thing where the limbless girl was eating the compacted poo out of her sister's butthole and then I was like, well maybe he doesn't have a problem with siblings. So yea
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #755 on: October 20, 2011, 07:11:46 PM »

 :dudes:
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #756 on: October 20, 2011, 07:42:16 PM »

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #757 on: October 20, 2011, 07:42:54 PM »

Well I was thinking back to that one thing where the limbless girl was eating the compacted poo out of her sister's butthole and then I was like, well maybe he doesn't have a problem with siblings. So yea
Speaking of that, can I get access to the porn board?
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #758 on: October 20, 2011, 07:47:05 PM »

If that was a joke, that's hilarious.

If not...
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #759 on: October 20, 2011, 07:50:35 PM »

Speaking of that, can I get access to the porn board?

You are just the cutest
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