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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #940 on: March 15, 2012, 06:40:05 PM »

I was considering hauling my bike out of mothballs today. Think I'll do it tomorrow.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #941 on: March 15, 2012, 07:11:39 PM »

That reminds me... Speaking of bicycles, I need to hose the winter crap off of mine.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #942 on: March 16, 2012, 11:15:55 AM »

Helped an old lady cross the street, stopped another from falling, and helped yet another with a faulty meter. I'm like Batman but sexier.

Also, when I helped that old lady with the meter, I hit it and went "Aaaayyy" and it totally worked. Highlight of the year right there.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #943 on: March 16, 2012, 01:02:59 PM »

What kind of meter are you talking about here? A parking meter? Thermometer? Taxicab meter?

A scouter?
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #944 on: March 16, 2012, 01:21:49 PM »

When I helped that old lady with the meter, I hit it and went "Aaaayyy" and it totally worked. Highlight of the year right there.

That's a goddamn winner right there.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #945 on: March 16, 2012, 02:25:57 PM »

It was a handcranked parking meter that wouldn't take her coins or turn.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #946 on: March 19, 2012, 06:58:30 AM »

It kinda snuck up on me because it took such a long time to get there, but looking at myself this morning, I decided I don't count as a fat guy anymore. Still a bit plump, but I definitely haven't been chubby in a while.

Welp, there goes a quarter century of self-image. :perfect:
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #947 on: March 19, 2012, 01:54:39 PM »

Today I

put in my change of address forms for the move
mailed some mail that needed mailing
packed up the last of the stuff I'm not going to need until I'm done moving
sold my van
pretty much just got a whole bunch of shit done

so how do I feel?



Super-classy.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #948 on: March 19, 2012, 02:26:10 PM »

sold my van

Man, that poor bastard that bought it... How'd you manage to keep it working long enough that it didn't break down during the test drive? The impression I have of that vehicle is that it held together with twine and wishes.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #949 on: March 19, 2012, 02:56:54 PM »

No way I'd find a private buyer, but Carmax's appraisal inspection skipped over the angry yellow ampersand that lives in the engine block.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #950 on: March 19, 2012, 04:31:09 PM »

Years later, R^2 would run into the guy he'd sold it to.

"Man, I gotta thank you. That thing's been running like a dream ever since I bought it from you. It's never needed a tune-up or anything!"
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #951 on: March 19, 2012, 04:34:26 PM »

The man also claims it was that day he met his wife and bought a winning lottery ticket. Since then everyone's been offering him jobs and he keeps lucking into money.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #952 on: March 19, 2012, 06:27:13 PM »

oh you guyyyyys
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #953 on: March 30, 2012, 03:54:24 PM »

I just met Batman!
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #954 on: March 30, 2012, 07:10:11 PM »

Which one?
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #955 on: March 30, 2012, 07:30:20 PM »

It must have been an actor. No way you met the real Batman.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #956 on: March 30, 2012, 07:31:31 PM »

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #957 on: March 30, 2012, 07:58:32 PM »

If there's a more real Batman than him, I don't know it.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #958 on: March 30, 2012, 08:12:28 PM »

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #959 on: March 30, 2012, 08:44:26 PM »

I'm not normally one to jump on someone for a re-post but, uh... two posts and 45 minutes ago, Defen.
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