Topic: myewspew (Read 29832 times)

Royal☭ · « **Reply #260 on:** November 11, 2013, 03:49:27 PM »

Finally, a politician willing to talk about a real housing bill to help the disenfranchised.

Brentai · « **Reply #261 on:** November 14, 2013, 08:32:53 PM »

<Aoko> Oh!
<Aoko> I was right woo
<Aoko> WHAT DO I WIN
<nyao> OH GOD SHEET DICK

Mothra · « **Reply #262 on:** November 19, 2013, 04:04:42 PM »

<nyao> pfft vance

Metal Slime · « **Reply #263 on:** November 19, 2013, 08:27:09 PM »

<Vance> So that's every cop car and two choppers going by my place just now
<Stush> They're looking for you, Vance!
<Stush> They want to give you a medal
<myew> Have you a medal.
<nyao> MEDALS ON YOUR NIPPLES

Mothra · « **Reply #264 on:** November 20, 2013, 12:18:28 AM »

oh my god

A² · « **Reply #265 on:** November 24, 2013, 06:36:19 PM »

] <Brentai> Deus Ex Yuria is the high point.
[11:17:42pm -8] <@patito> mostly because they felt the need to explain things
[11:17:46pm -8] <@patito> like raoh's huge horse
[11:17:54pm -8] <Brentai> Just appearing out of nowhere and being all
[11:17:55pm -8] <Brentai> KEN
[11:17:58pm -8] <Brentai> GO GET SOME PUSSY
[11:18:02pm -8] <nyao> BO-O-O-O-O-ING!!!

patito · « **Reply #266 on:** November 24, 2013, 06:36:33 PM »

<Brentai> So after all that the manga ends EXACTLY where Fist 2 left off, and there's a footnote that Ken basically just wandered the wastelands murdering bad guys for the rest of his life.
<nyao> arriba arriba you are already muerto

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #267 on:** November 29, 2013, 02:56:28 PM »

<nyao> hey i'm grump
* Elfin (~damienbar@CPE-120-148-217-88.heum2.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #finalfight
<nyao> i'm not so grump

Esperath · « **Reply #268 on:** November 29, 2013, 05:32:36 PM »

22:13   <Romosome>: #markov such
22:13   <nyao>: such satan
22:15   <Esperath>: #markov many
22:15   <nyao>: many death

Zaratustra · « **Reply #269 on:** December 01, 2013, 07:54:56 AM »

<+MarsDragon> Friday make an RPG starring Air Bud and Air Wolf
<@Friday> hahaha
<zaratustra> Shut Up And Air Bud Gaiden
<nyao> I've got more than cattle you can trick the game doges
<nyao> and we're the game doges

Brentai · « **Reply #270 on:** December 06, 2013, 08:08:14 PM »

<myew> Sarah palin saying "how long are we going to be kept in miku's uterus for some reason i dislike furry fandom.

Esperath · « **Reply #271 on:** December 08, 2013, 10:07:04 AM »

14:47   <Esperath>: there's a reason this game stops getting played around fifth grade or so
14:48   <Esperath>: when the puberty hits, shit goes down
14:48   <Esperath>: the puberty
14:48   <Esperath>: all of the puberties
14:48   <myew>: Haiku masterwork: i hate to sound bitter but blizzard is making fun of her puberty.
14:48   <Esperath>: haha myew
14:48   <myew>: Put myew on the myew that i... Boned?

Brentai · « **Reply #272 on:** December 09, 2013, 08:49:35 PM »

(While playing my new Starbound character, Space Myew.)

<Brentai> Do you hear the myews of the myew?
<myew> The myew is going to be you.

A² · « **Reply #273 on:** December 09, 2013, 09:39:58 PM »

[10:14:42pm -8] <@Romosome> you missed me on a skype call the other day reading portions of the FATAL sourcebook aloud
[10:14:51pm -8] <@Romosome> since I found it on this old tower I had to dig out
[10:15:11pm -8] <Vance> Nice
[10:15:36pm -8] <@Romosome> There were parts I literally had to skip because I didn't want anyone to have any possible record of me saying them out loud.
[10:15:54pm -8] <@Romosome> I guess I was prescient. I hope the NSA enjoys its tape of me reading the section on child-eating ogres.
[10:16:53pm -8] <Vance> I noticed the sections on anal circumference and head diameter were next to each other, calculated using smallest head sizes and biggest anuses... anii? And sadly realized it wasn't possible to stick your own head up your ass
[10:17:10pm -8] <Vance> Although I didn't read far enough to find out about anus stretching rules
[10:17:18pm -8] <@Romosome> There's almost certainly those.
[10:17:49pm -8] <Vance> A human with a small head COULD stick it up a loose ogre anus, though
[10:17:53pm -8] <@Romosome> The part where I became legit Not Even Funny Offended was when I hit the vaginal circumference and depth tables and saw the Child and Infant entries.
[10:17:57pm -8] <myew> A human with a big huge chamber at the anus.
[10:18:03pm -8] <Vance> ...
[10:18:08pm -8] <Vance> Why would you think it's okay to share that?
[10:18:18pm -8] <@Romosome> because I want you to feel bad for my scarred soul
[10:18:25pm -8] <Vance> I feel bad for myself
[10:18:26pm -8] <Vance> Ass.
[10:18:29pm -8] <nyao> I gotta boner
[10:18:36pm -8] <@Romosome> welp I'm done

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #274 on:** December 10, 2013, 12:05:17 AM »

ain't no PC in da myewspew

Joxam · « **Reply #275 on:** December 10, 2013, 06:40:08 PM »

<Brentai> Who are you talking to?
<myew> You are the one who is talking.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #276 on:** December 14, 2013, 05:28:10 AM »

<Squizzle> #markov MYSTERIOUS
<nyao> MYSTERIOUS AS THE BURNT BONES OF THE NINJA IS ON NETFLIX
<Squizzle> :o

Esperath · « **Reply #277 on:** December 14, 2013, 08:48:03 PM »

01:26   <Brentai>: Fuck yes a blacksmith shop oh wait a monster broke in and killed him.
01:29   <Esperath>: !haiku
01:29   <Upth>: Haiku Novicework: Fatal naughty zone / who is trying to kill you? / you had a bad day~

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #278 on:** December 21, 2013, 02:02:01 PM »

<nyao> tickle me bum and call me Michael Jordan with Bugs Bunny In: Space Bud

A² · « **Reply #279 on:** December 21, 2013, 02:02:40 PM »

<nyao> tickle me bum and call me Michael Jordan with Bugs Bunny In: Space Bud

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