[10:14:42pm -8] <@Romosome> you missed me on a skype call the other day reading portions of the FATAL sourcebook aloud
[10:14:51pm -8] <@Romosome> since I found it on this old tower I had to dig out
[10:15:11pm -8] <Vance> Nice
[10:15:36pm -8] <@Romosome> There were parts I literally had to skip because I didn't want anyone to have any possible record of me saying them out loud.
[10:15:54pm -8] <@Romosome> I guess I was prescient. I hope the NSA enjoys its tape of me reading the section on child-eating ogres.
[10:16:53pm -8] <Vance> I noticed the sections on anal circumference and head diameter were next to each other, calculated using smallest head sizes and biggest anuses... anii? And sadly realized it wasn't possible to stick your own head up your ass
[10:17:10pm -8] <Vance> Although I didn't read far enough to find out about anus stretching rules
[10:17:18pm -8] <@Romosome> There's almost certainly those.
[10:17:49pm -8] <Vance> A human with a small head COULD stick it up a loose ogre anus, though
[10:17:53pm -8] <@Romosome> The part where I became legit Not Even Funny Offended was when I hit the vaginal circumference and depth tables and saw the Child and Infant entries.
[10:17:57pm -8] <myew> A human with a big huge chamber at the anus.
[10:18:03pm -8] <Vance> ...
[10:18:08pm -8] <Vance> Why would you think it's okay to share that?
[10:18:18pm -8] <@Romosome> because I want you to feel bad for my scarred soul
[10:18:25pm -8] <Vance> I feel bad for myself
[10:18:26pm -8] <Vance> Ass.
[10:18:29pm -8] <nyao> I gotta boner
[10:18:36pm -8] <@Romosome> welp I'm done