Topic: TF2 Nights (Read 172961 times)

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #1620 on:** January 04, 2010, 01:42:44 PM »

That's a Medic-specific domination clip? I thought it was just a general one.

Doom · « **Reply #1621 on:** January 04, 2010, 01:50:47 PM »

Have you heard it used generally? We actually know that the majority of the nine can't be married. Scout, Soldier, Demo, Sniper, Spy.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1622 on:** January 04, 2010, 01:52:31 PM »

That reminds me that we still have no meet the Medic video (and Meet The Pyro, but that's kinda HURR DURR CHEKHOV'S ~~GUN~~ FLAMETHROWER).

Quote from: Doom on January 04, 2010, 01:50:47 PM

Have you heard it used generally? We actually know that the majority of the nine can't be married. Scout, Soldier, Demo, Sniper, Spy.

I'll give you the Demo and the Sniper. The soldier *might* be, though it's unlikely. The Scout being married would be a crime in some states. The Spy on the other hand could have fifty wives.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #1623 on:** January 04, 2010, 01:52:58 PM »

Soldier has a wife! He is married to battle.

I haven't heard that one used at all in actual play, though. Maybe I'll boot up tr_walkway later on and find out.

Doom · « **Reply #1624 on:** January 04, 2010, 02:02:04 PM »

Spy is too much of a gentleman to break martial vows, but too coy to actually take them.

Scout is a virgin.

Somehow I would imagine that the Soldier is so anti-girly that even associating with a girl would be towing the line.

Sniper lives in a van.

And well if you ask Demo, it's hard to find a nice girl without two eyes.

Pyro probably being female does not discount a husband, though knowing absolutely nothing of Pyro beyond mumble mumble, I wouldn't put a Soldier style "too crazy for others" past them.

Heavy and Engineer are probably married to nice gals, honestly! Both are hard-working, dependable fellows who are the very definition of support and commitment! Engineer himself is definitely a southern gentleman, which is actually why he and Spy hate each other so much: the other comes across as impossibly snobbish to them, like opposite sides of the same coin.

And well Medic is the sexiest character so him being married is not a surprise.

[spoiler]But are either Medic or Heavy bi-sexual? Are they having a torrid battlefield affair? Are they gay for the stay?[/spoiler]

yyler · « **Reply #1625 on:** January 04, 2010, 02:02:22 PM »

I don't know if we'll ever get a glimpse into Schrodinger's Purse.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1626 on:** January 04, 2010, 02:07:37 PM »

Quote from: Doom on January 04, 2010, 02:02:04 PM

[spoiler]But are either Medic or Heavy bi-sexual? Are they having a torrid battlefield affair? Are they gay for the stay?[/spoiler]

[spoiler]GET BEHIND ME, DOKTOR![/spoiler]

Smiler · « **Reply #1627 on:** January 04, 2010, 02:23:24 PM »

Love can bloom even in a battlefield.

Niku · « **Reply #1628 on:** January 04, 2010, 03:17:34 PM »

fffff autoresizing copy the damn url

François · « **Reply #1629 on:** January 04, 2010, 03:18:56 PM »

You know, a great thing that the people at Valve have managed to accomplish with TF2 is that we're not really playing classes, we're playing characters (cartoon characters, but characters nonetheless). It's like a good fighting game.

It's even more impressive that they're all unrepentant assholes but still strangely likeable.

McDohl · « **Reply #1630 on:** January 06, 2010, 08:20:25 PM »

I AM DOHL

KING OF THE ROOMBA

Bleck · « **Reply #1631 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:25:40 PM »

Bleck: Here I go guys! Let's try our hardest!

Then I got the roomba stuck inside the Stargate somehow.

Everyone:

Bleck:

SCD · « **Reply #1632 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:13:54 PM »

Quote from: Doom on January 04, 2010, 02:02:04 PM

Heavy and Engineer are probably married to nice gals, honestly! Both are hard-working, dependable fellows who are the very definition of support and commitment! Engineer himself is definitely a southern gentleman, which is actually why he and Spy hate each other so much: the other comes across as impossibly snobbish to them, like opposite sides of the same coin.

I think you've just described the stereotypical relation between France and the South, and while you've probably known that tidbit for awhile.. That is pure genius!

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #1633 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:25:19 PM »

Heavy strikes me as a widower, personally. It's very tragic. He named his gun after her.

Bleck · « **Reply #1634 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:50:02 PM »

Quote from: Schmoo on January 06, 2010, 10:25:19 PM

Heavy strikes me as a widower, personally. It's very tragic. He named his gun after her.

I just started sobbing uncontrollably.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1635 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:32:48 PM »

Damn tonight was a HELL of a lotta fun!

First, Starr and I played some really stupid 1-on-1 on Shadow Moses, waiting for folks to get on the server. The best round was... 1v1 engineer vs engineer. I actually won on offense with surprise sentries and by carefully using the cart as cover.

Then GasKan joined Starr to make it a little more even and we continued on Gold Rush... highlight there was me playing one-man engie offense (with SURPRISE FLANK SENTRIES) again, which worked to hilarious effect (well, until they both went soldier and creamed me). We were doing all kinds of stupid hilarious shit.

Then people started to join and we had some really good, even matches on KOTH Sawmill.

Then there was a streak of retarded pubbies, which was mildly annoying - until we teamstacked like crazy.

And finally, OH GOD THAT SENTRY ON BLACKMESA

That map is AMAZING for being a troll-engineer.

Best damn TF2 night in weeks!

McDohl · « **Reply #1636 on:** January 10, 2010, 09:23:48 PM »

...
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GENTLEMEN.

Early tonight, I was goofing around as a heavy, and I had just killed I_M who had throttled me within an inch of my life. I take cover and eat a sandwich, and just as I start eating, I see Constantine run up to me as a Demoman. I'm NOM NOM NOMing away while he's hacking me with the sword. Must have gotten 4 hits in on me, only the sandvich regeneration was keeping me alive. As soon as I get free of the taunt animation, I whip out the fists.

Crit punch. Constantine goes down. I laugh for five minutes straight.

Kayin · « **Reply #1637 on:** January 10, 2010, 09:44:38 PM »

I had quite a good time and felt really good after not playing for a good while due to the holidays. Good airshots were had, and I feasted on the blood of my enemies. Last round at Steel was also hilarious. Guys like those engineers are going to be kinda scary if the PDQ gets through for the next update.

Also funny to hear scouts curse my direct hit, while I can pretty much never hit Smiler with it. :3

Mongrel · « **Reply #1638 on:** January 11, 2010, 04:03:08 AM »

Yeah, last night was really good times again.

Joxam · « **Reply #1639 on:** January 11, 2010, 06:53:39 AM »

I was feeling especially arrow snipery last night.

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