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Author Topic: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever  (Read 66885 times)

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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #180 on: January 31, 2009, 01:34:13 PM »

MARRY AND REPRODUCE

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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #181 on: January 31, 2009, 01:47:55 PM »

What a very stray thought.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #182 on: January 31, 2009, 03:02:53 PM »

Someone apparently saw "They Live" for the first time.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #183 on: January 31, 2009, 03:09:34 PM »

Oh mannnnnnnnnn, that movie.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #184 on: February 05, 2009, 07:30:21 PM »

A long time ago before Metroid Prime, I wanted to make a Metroid total conversion for half-life. Of course, I only ended up with 5 small maps and a bunch of missing textures and I cant model characters or change the programming and all that stuff.
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I did like what I did enough to record it and the quality is horrible shit. But here it is:

I apparently sound like a freak, I was just trying to not be loud.

According to the commenters, I sound like a creep :(
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #185 on: February 12, 2009, 03:57:21 AM »

An RPG where the reason for gaining money from dead monsters is because you taxidermy them.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #186 on: February 12, 2009, 08:00:10 AM »

So, The Janitor, The Game?
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #187 on: February 12, 2009, 09:13:26 PM »

I just realized there's never been a game about cosplay.  Not a game with cosplay, but like, a cosplay sim.

You'd pick a character (probably all generic/knockoffs for legal purposes and for more creative license), and then you'd have to get the materials for the costume within your budget, construct it, and then at the con you'd have to wear it and brave the crowds, trying to pose for as many photos as possible without getting fatigued or breaking the costume.  All of this would get increasingly harder as you took on more and more elaborate and intricate costumes up to crazy huge ones with props and such that'd require a small entourage of friends to help you with.  Aim to win masquerades, cultivate internet fame, and maybe even find love DRAMA.

I like the idea of having original/made-up "characters" for the costumes, too.  They'd serve as mascots for the game, and show up in fanart of their own if it got popular, and then people would cosplay as them in real life and the recursion would just make everyone reel.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #188 on: February 12, 2009, 09:19:05 PM »

I like animal crossing because I can wear ridiculous costumes.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #189 on: February 12, 2009, 09:27:10 PM »

I just realized there's never been a game about cosplay.  Not a game with cosplay, but like, a cosplay sim.

Maybe not in America.  I find it hard to believe that something like that hasn't bubbled up somewhere in the murky depths of the Japanese sim market.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #190 on: February 12, 2009, 09:33:33 PM »

I know there's a few that about Cosplay first, and fucking the hell out of the cosplaying woman second.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #191 on: February 12, 2009, 09:45:09 PM »

Like I said, a game about actually cosplaying, not a game where you dress a girl up in kitty ears and either beat the crap out of people with her or put your penis in her or whatever.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #192 on: February 12, 2009, 09:49:20 PM »

That's not actual cosplaying?
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #193 on: February 13, 2009, 11:55:11 AM »

There have been manga about it, but a game raises the question of the gameplay type. The only option I see for this is a visual novel, but visual novels rarely have a female protagonist. The presence of the protagonist is typically minimal, rather than central.

Now a game where you meet cosplaying girls, that's do-able, but it's easy to see how this devolves into a porn game.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #194 on: February 13, 2009, 12:33:35 PM »

Visual novel?  Fuck that, I want full customization and crafting, struggling to remain within your budget.  At the very least dating sim/princess maker style rather than Visual Novel.  The convention segments would play like a small squad-style tactics game with you trying to proceed from point A to point B properly, while your friends are on hand to carry gear and water and fend off creeps.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #195 on: February 13, 2009, 03:02:49 PM »

Winner is whoever earns the most free stuff at a con?
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #196 on: February 13, 2009, 03:39:34 PM »

Winner is whoever earns the most free stuffings at a con?
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #197 on: February 13, 2009, 05:18:25 PM »

Everything that happens at the con (including the transit to and from) is worth either a positive or negative amount of points.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #198 on: February 13, 2009, 05:37:43 PM »

You defeated a Man-Faye! You gain 50 EXP! You lost 100 Dignity Points.
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Re: Worst Stray Thoughts Ever
« Reply #199 on: March 03, 2009, 10:32:48 AM »

In the middle of work yesterday, pretty much out of the blue, I thought "...man, I'd kill for a Panzer Dragoon demake."

Now I'm really wishing I hung out with more programing-savvy people.
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