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The Best Platform Game Ever
« on: March 09, 2008, 12:33:48 AM »

I am making the best platform game ever. I already have:

* tutorial level
* ice level
* water level
* 100 for a life gimmes
* mine cart level
* deadly spikes
* lava level
* giant level

What else needs to be in it?

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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2008, 01:49:23 AM »

Grassy level, forest level, machine level, cave level, and castle level are all staples.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2008, 01:59:44 AM »

Boulder run.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 02:21:59 AM »

Some sort of gimmick unique to your easily identifiable, focus group-tested hero with an attitude. Like, I don't know, throwing enemies, or eating them or something, or flying.

You guys forgot desert level with quicksand.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2008, 06:00:46 AM »

Funhouse level
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2008, 09:18:19 AM »

A level where you fight yourself/something that mirrors you.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2008, 12:00:02 PM »

Horizontal/Vertical scroll level.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2008, 12:18:21 PM »

Boss rush level.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2008, 01:06:36 PM »

Technological level.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2008, 01:10:12 PM »

A distressing amount of pornographic fanart on the internet.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2008, 02:59:53 PM »

We can collect 100 coins for an extra life, right?

Also, an auto-scrolling stage which requires either memorization or clairvoyance is a must.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2008, 03:07:49 PM »

StC: 0s
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2008, 04:01:10 PM »

Secret Warp World
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2008, 05:01:41 PM »

Secret bonus character.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2008, 12:10:32 AM »

Sine Wave monsters.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2008, 12:18:09 AM »

Absolutely no signs of a discernible plot.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2008, 01:13:35 AM »

Really nice, catchy music.

I like Ristar.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2008, 10:08:34 AM »

An easy main progression, but abusively difficult secrets, to punish the sort of person who cares about that stuff.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2008, 05:13:51 PM »

Secret Warp World Whistle

Fuck yo water level. Fuck. Yo. WaterLevel.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2008, 07:00:31 PM »

Walls packed with meat.
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