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Author Topic: The Best Platform Game Ever  (Read 3959 times)

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Burrito Al Pastor

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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2008, 08:26:06 PM »

The water level needs to have an unreasonably stressful and completely unannounced breath mechanic.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2008, 10:33:05 PM »

A long sequence in which you stand on a platform and jump over obstacles lest you be pushed into lava/spikes/mud/you mother
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2008, 04:47:53 AM »

A level which takes place inside a giant monster.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2008, 07:53:43 AM »

Hilarious idle animations.

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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2008, 09:16:01 AM »

Razor babies.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2008, 07:26:35 PM »

I'm not sure that fits the theme, Saturn.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2008, 07:30:51 PM »

There exists no game that cannot be improved by the addition of razor babies.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2008, 09:43:12 PM »

Orphan Feast would get messy.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2008, 12:34:21 PM »

Walls packed with meat.
Meat packed with walls.  If you eat it, they all expand outwards as you digest it, destroying you from the inside.

If you whip/shoot/abuse-like-a-Zelda-chicken the meat:
A) Walls pop out of the meat and you have a shelter during an immediately following event, involving raining acid/lava/razor babies/whatever.
B) A gazebo comes out and eats you (and there's nothing you can do about it).
C) Trigger a boss battle vs a non-invincible gazebo/dungeonman/building-like-enemy.

Including both A and B would instill some healthy paranoia.
At the end of the level, by which they're twitching with do-I-or-daren't-I, toss in C.

Or, y'know, don't.

Sorry, back in the spirit of the thread:
Levels full of pit traps, with platforms that appear and disappear with little warning or predictability, some of which just might drop you when you stand on them, anyway.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2008, 07:09:37 PM »

A labyrinthine final level that's like half the whole game.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2008, 07:09:37 PM »

Teleporter puzzles.
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Re: The Best Platform Game Ever
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2008, 12:37:18 AM »

An awesome, fun-to-use powerup, that you get only once, in one level.

(It really should be way more obscure than it is, but fuck if everybody doesn't go "I LOVED THAT THING")
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