Topic: Weird Happenings (Read 42524 times)

Thad · « **Reply #140 on:** September 26, 2010, 10:48:36 AM »

Yeah, I still don't have one.

R^2 · « **Reply #141 on:** October 15, 2010, 07:14:40 AM »

Shoehorned into this thread.

I get on the train to come to school today. I'm wearing sunglasses and a coat with the hood up because hey, turns out October is kind of windy and cold and I don't have any hair. As soon as I get on, this older woman gives me DEATH FACE and starts whispering to her friend and pointing.

Two stops later she's still whispering and watching me like a hawk.

So I go "Ma'am, I understand I might look threatening. I'm not in a gang or a terrorist or anything. I'm a cancer patient. My hair is falling out, and the chemo makes me sensitive to bright light. I..."

I run my hand over my beard as I say "I", then pause as I look at my fingers, frown, and wipe them off like I pulled out another clump of hair.

"I'm really self-conscious about it so I'd appreciate if you didn't stare."

The look of shock and guilt on her face will get me through the day.

Detonator · « **Reply #142 on:** October 15, 2010, 07:19:56 AM »

Ho boy are you ever tempting fate with that one.

Mongrel · « **Reply #143 on:** October 15, 2010, 07:41:23 AM »

The burned hand teaches best.

R^2 · « **Reply #144 on:** October 15, 2010, 07:43:07 AM »

I was diagnosed as at-risk years ago. To be diagnosed with full-blown tumors would hardly be newsworthy.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #145 on:** October 15, 2010, 08:05:49 AM »

This morning, I got passed by a guy on a scooter. On the interstate. I was going 70mph.

Lottel · « **Reply #146 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:56:47 PM »

It was amateur comedy night. I was going to be the second comedian. The first lady gets on stage and has a mental breakdown three minutes into her act. Everyone in the crowd leaves. Refunds were given.

I haven't laughed so hard in months.

R^2 · « **Reply #147 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:38:02 PM »

Man how do you follow an act like that anyway

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #148 on:** November 09, 2010, 08:39:14 AM »

Mysterious ICBM launch off the coast of LA.

Nobody knows who launched it, apparently.

Niku · « **Reply #149 on:** November 09, 2010, 09:55:35 AM »

Dave.

Friday · « **Reply #150 on:** November 09, 2010, 10:01:45 AM »

the water kind have attacked

gonna have me some fun

gonna have me some fun

Mongrel · « **Reply #151 on:** November 09, 2010, 10:17:25 AM »

The Pentagon is actually denying they have anything to do with it.

Which doesn't make that true of course, but it does makes this a lot more interesting.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #152 on:** November 09, 2010, 12:36:26 PM »

So... I'm not seeing anything about what happened to missile.

Romosome · « **Reply #153 on:** November 09, 2010, 01:01:16 PM »

someone saw a bear climbing a fence

JDigital · « **Reply #154 on:** November 09, 2010, 08:17:03 PM »

Are any countries missing?

Saturn · « **Reply #155 on:** November 10, 2010, 03:21:59 AM »

it was a damn airplane contrail

Friday · « **Reply #156 on:** November 10, 2010, 03:39:59 AM »

just some swamp gas move along

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #157 on:** November 10, 2010, 07:32:16 AM »

Any situation where the government feels like the best course of action is to say they don't know what it was seems like bad news bears to me.

Lottel · « **Reply #158 on:** November 25, 2010, 09:58:33 PM »

Tangled is weird. I mean I haven't seen it, but I've been getting phone calls for dates like crazy.
My buddy SWEARS the prince was based off me so when he hears his female friends talking about the movie, he sends them my way.
It's nice I guess, but very odd.

JDigital · « **Reply #159 on:** November 26, 2010, 05:57:04 PM »

I've always thought voice impressions were a solid basis for a relationship.

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