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Author Topic: Weird Happenings  (Read 42524 times)

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #140 on: September 26, 2010, 10:48:36 AM »

Yeah, I still don't have one.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #141 on: October 15, 2010, 07:14:40 AM »

Shoehorned into this thread.

I get on the train to come to school today. I'm wearing sunglasses and a coat with the hood up because hey, turns out October is kind of windy and cold and I don't have any hair. As soon as I get on, this older woman gives me DEATH FACE and starts whispering to her friend and pointing.

Two stops later she's still whispering and watching me like a hawk.

So I go "Ma'am, I understand I might look threatening. I'm not in a gang or a terrorist or anything. I'm a cancer patient. My hair is falling out, and the chemo makes me sensitive to bright light. I..."

I run my hand over my beard as I say "I", then pause as I look at my fingers, frown, and wipe them off like I pulled out another clump of hair.

"I'm really self-conscious about it so I'd appreciate if you didn't stare."

The look of shock and guilt on her face will get me through the day.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #142 on: October 15, 2010, 07:19:56 AM »

Ho boy are you ever tempting fate with that one.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #143 on: October 15, 2010, 07:41:23 AM »

The burned hand teaches best.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #144 on: October 15, 2010, 07:43:07 AM »

I was diagnosed as at-risk years ago. To be diagnosed with full-blown tumors would hardly be newsworthy.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #145 on: October 15, 2010, 08:05:49 AM »

This morning, I got passed by a guy on a scooter. On the interstate. I was going 70mph.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #146 on: October 21, 2010, 05:56:47 PM »

It was amateur comedy night. I was going to be the second comedian. The first lady gets on stage and has a mental breakdown three minutes into her act. Everyone in the crowd leaves. Refunds were given.

I haven't laughed so hard in months.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #147 on: October 22, 2010, 01:38:02 PM »

Man how do you follow an act like that anyway
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #148 on: November 09, 2010, 08:39:14 AM »

Mysterious ICBM launch off the coast of LA.

Nobody knows who launched it, apparently.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #149 on: November 09, 2010, 09:55:35 AM »

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #150 on: November 09, 2010, 10:01:45 AM »

the water kind have attacked

gonna have me some fun

gonna have me some fun
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #151 on: November 09, 2010, 10:17:25 AM »

The Pentagon is actually denying they have anything to do with it.

Which doesn't make that true of course, but it does makes this a lot more interesting.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #152 on: November 09, 2010, 12:36:26 PM »

So... I'm not seeing anything about what happened to missile.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #153 on: November 09, 2010, 01:01:16 PM »

someone saw a bear climbing a fence
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #154 on: November 09, 2010, 08:17:03 PM »

Are any countries missing?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #155 on: November 10, 2010, 03:21:59 AM »

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #156 on: November 10, 2010, 03:39:59 AM »

just some swamp gas move along
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #157 on: November 10, 2010, 07:32:16 AM »

Any situation where the government feels like the best course of action is to say they don't know what it was seems like bad news bears to me.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #158 on: November 25, 2010, 09:58:33 PM »

Tangled is weird. I mean I haven't seen it, but I've been getting phone calls for dates like crazy.
My buddy SWEARS the prince was based off me so when he hears his female friends talking about the movie, he sends them my way.
It's nice I guess, but very odd.

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #159 on: November 26, 2010, 05:57:04 PM »

I've always thought voice impressions were a solid basis for a relationship.
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