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Author Topic: Weird Happenings  (Read 42525 times)

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Norondor

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #200 on: January 30, 2011, 12:01:02 PM »

dude did Osaka hit on you
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #201 on: January 30, 2011, 12:32:46 PM »

She sounds sweet.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #202 on: January 30, 2011, 01:43:14 PM »

Everyone's a little bit crazy (sometimes).

Watch, soon she'll be watching you sleep with a chef's knife in her hand.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #203 on: January 30, 2011, 01:49:10 PM »

I've already had a creepy stalker chick who tried several times to watch me sleep. I'm good.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #204 on: January 30, 2011, 03:44:46 PM »

She's using confusion tactics to sleep with you.

I actually thought about that. I can figure out a lot of girl's tactics. But this girl isn't... with it enough to plan using tactics.

"Tactics" is perhaps the wrong word.

This particular type of manipulation is often unconscious and just comes naturally to crazy people.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #205 on: January 30, 2011, 09:17:35 PM »

She's using confusion tactics to sleep with you.

I actually thought about that. I can figure out a lot of girl's tactics. But this girl isn't... with it enough to plan using tactics.

"Tactics" is perhaps the wrong word.

This particular type of manipulation is often unconscious and just comes naturally to crazy people.

Precisely. I doubt she'd actually be able to break it down the way BB did, even if you laid it all out for her like that. SHE'S JUST DOING LIKE, WHATEVS, YOU KNOW?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #206 on: February 10, 2011, 12:20:00 PM »

I got the "I don't think we should date anymore. Let's just be friends" speech today.
Why is this in here and not shit days?
I never met this girl in my life.
She walked up to me and said hi. I started to reply when she said I was a really nice guy, and obviously she cares for me, but it just wasn't working out but she really values me as a person and would really like it if we could still be friends but she'd understand if I couldn't handle just being friends after all we had been through.
She then looked sad, put her hand on my shoulder, and said "It's okay to be sad." She patter my shoulder and walked away saying she'd let me sort my feelings out and to call her when I'm ready to talk.

I just stood there, dumbfounded. I will repeat myself. I never have once seen this girl in my life. 
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #207 on: February 10, 2011, 12:26:29 PM »

prank
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #208 on: February 10, 2011, 12:28:56 PM »

Probably! But still entertaining enough to share.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #209 on: February 11, 2011, 10:35:31 AM »

Considering Lottel's history, I wouldn't rule out amnesia, mistaken identity, or alternate dimensions.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #210 on: February 14, 2011, 02:38:15 AM »

Next week: Lottel finds out he has a long-lost twin brother that missive was intended for.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #211 on: February 14, 2011, 02:58:54 AM »

You know, with my inability NOT to have a goatee, I'd be the evil one.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #212 on: February 14, 2011, 07:02:10 AM »

We did not need that information to ascertain that you were the evil one, but thank you just the same.

O EviLottel, dark scourge of baffling H fan comics.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #213 on: March 29, 2011, 07:55:46 AM »

Student work is displayed in the galleries of Art Institute campuses. In Nashville, one such work is of a serpentlike dragon, looking vaguely seahorselike in its body shape and orientation, with undersized wings, tiny horns, and a duck bill.

Brent, did you model for any art students lately?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #214 on: March 29, 2011, 09:16:09 AM »

Local company donated $11.5 million to my brother's college. The football team is bummed because they aren't seeing a dime while all the money is going to their already well-funded arts and theatre programs.
It's like some reverse afterschool special.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #215 on: April 08, 2011, 07:50:09 AM »

lately i keep feeling two things:

1) shattering depression (normal)
2) the sensation of the bone and flesh in the middle of my forehead trying to pull apart down the middle. it is tickly but does not actually feel bad.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #216 on: April 11, 2011, 08:47:59 AM »

Got a text warning me this morning. It said that one girl I know who has been crushing on me for a while now finally decided "to go for me."
I've mentioned her in the past and us now known as red-headed yandere.
This is a different girl than the other red head, the tsundere one.

Not ten minutes after the text, I get another. Yandere wants to hang out on Friday. As I am replying, Tsundere texts me. She says we are hanging out Friday. I pause for a second trying to figure out what to do, when I get another text, and a third girl texts me. The dorf.
She's the most reasonable so I say that the other two just texted me and between work and everything else my Friday is busy enough. I ask her to pick a different day if she wants to hang out.
I get a reply in seconds. "nevermind. better idea."
There's a party this Friday night. Dorf, Yandere, Tsundere, and me. If the weather stays like this it'll be a drunken pool party.

My life. My. Life.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #217 on: April 11, 2011, 10:39:04 AM »

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« Reply #218 on: April 11, 2011, 04:41:54 PM »

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #219 on: April 12, 2011, 05:31:14 AM »

So, my phone number must be within a couple digits of some home wrecker's because I will periodically get phone calls from angry guys being like, "WHY ARE YOU CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND!" Or, "Who the hell are you and why are you texting my girlfriend!?" Well, I would think that being able to just hit a callback button would stop that but it still happens randomly like once every 3-5 weeks. Happened again last night at like 2 AM. It makes me laugh and I hope I'm not adding to spousal abuse because I was like, "Dude, I'm not texting anyone." Guy is all, "I just hit call back, you are texting and calling my girl!" So, I was pissed because dude basically woke me up so I said, "Well, if you knew how to make a girl feel good she wouldn't fucking need me, you jackass." Then I hung up... He calls me back, starts threatening me, says he's gonna find me and beat my ass. I just laughed and hung up again. I've had this phone number for over 4 years, you'd think this shit would stop happening by now.
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