Topic: Weird Happenings (Read 42594 times)

Friday · « **Reply #300 on:** November 08, 2011, 06:46:33 PM »

but not 100% sure

Niku · « **Reply #301 on:** November 08, 2011, 06:53:13 PM »

Especially since the baby is his.

Smiler · « **Reply #302 on:** November 08, 2011, 06:53:52 PM »

Lottel impregnated her while she was searching for him on facebook.

YOU'RE THE DADDY, LOTTEL.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #303 on:** November 08, 2011, 07:39:46 PM »

Quote from: Miss Cat Ears on November 08, 2011, 06:43:23 PM

Quote from: Dooly on November 08, 2011, 06:40:05 PM
Is she hot?

Quote from: Lottel on November 08, 2011, 06:45:00 PM

The last ten posts are her showing of her new pregnancy belly and saying how much she loves her boyfriend.

ANSWER THE QUESTION

Lottel · « **Reply #304 on:** November 08, 2011, 07:53:00 PM »

She's not terrible but not really my type, no.

Classic · « **Reply #305 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:32:22 AM »

Evidently she is "Lottel Durden's" type.

Joxam · « **Reply #306 on:** November 09, 2011, 12:47:33 AM »

So I just bought a acoustic/electric bass guitar. My friend Steve asked me to join him and his friend Travis in a little jam group they've got going on as a drummer. I convinced him to let me join as a bassist. I've only ever played William's bass like, a little bit and only ever flipped upside down (I'm a lefty, he's a righty) and they know this. I've always wanted to learn the bass guitar more and I've been very out of practice at drums since the move. They were literally just like, you'll learn it fine! So that's that I guess.

Büge · « **Reply #307 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:04:49 AM »

And is the weird part that you were completely at ease with any song they threw at you?

Joxam · « **Reply #308 on:** November 09, 2011, 09:06:15 AM »

It had more to do with me not knowing how to play bass, not owning a bass (in my handedness) and THEM being at ease with me being like, "I think I want to play bass."

François · « **Reply #309 on:** November 17, 2011, 03:40:13 PM »

Behold, THE MIGHTY FUNGOR!

Mystified by FUNGOR's majestic poise, I did as only a mere human could: I cut him open to examine his entrails.

No wisdom was gained from this. For a moment, I despaired and regretted absolutely.

But then I decided FUNGOR had to live on, first through succulent and creamy tomato sauce, then through me. This was forevermore to be my penance, as well as my pride.

FUNGOR is I, now and unto eternity.

[spoiler]...holy crap i swear that pasta looks a lot less gross in person[/spoiler]

Lottel · « **Reply #310 on:** November 17, 2011, 03:44:18 PM »

Good god man. Until you cut it in half, I thought that was something that came from your body or something.

François · « **Reply #311 on:** November 17, 2011, 03:49:09 PM »

Your mind's eye saw FUNGOR's glorious destiny and mistook it for its past. Train more, ye hallowed prophet, and attain unshrouded vision in all things.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #312 on:** November 17, 2011, 03:50:31 PM »

Fungor is two mushrooms that grew into each other clearly.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #313 on:** November 17, 2011, 07:06:21 PM »

Hello, Mrs. Buzzkillington.

Classic · « **Reply #314 on:** November 18, 2011, 07:06:23 PM »

That's not really a buzzkill, it's obvious to anyone who's even remotely familiar with biological development vis-a-vis how it can fuck itself up.

What I saw was a giant ground down molar.
When it got cut in half I could see where the nerves were dying and where they were still alive.
Then I felt the root canal.

Mongrel · « **Reply #315 on:** December 03, 2011, 10:08:39 PM »

I just heard one of those Dixie car horns roll down the street.

I guess that wouldn't really be that remarkable, only this is Toronto. In December. And I'm in a neighbourhood full of Croats, Bulgarians, Serbians, Slovenes and other balkans, situated within a much larger neighbourhood dominated by Greeks. I realize Rednecity is not necessarily tied to Ethnicity, but still.

Thad · « **Reply #316 on:** December 06, 2011, 09:00:24 AM »

Maybe they're just really big Dukes of Hazzard fans.

Büge · « **Reply #317 on:** December 16, 2011, 06:05:57 PM »

I bought a donut today and when I went to throw out the wrapper, I found the Majora's Mask soundtrack collection in the garbage can. It was intact, with the liner notes and everything. Right next to it was Shadow of the Hegemon by Orson Scott Card.

For a minute I thought I had stumbled into a Myst game.

Thad · « **Reply #318 on:** December 22, 2011, 03:52:29 PM »

...LinkedIn just recommended, as someone I might know...
...Girard.

The real one.

And his resume makes him look like a seriously righteous dude.

...
...now I kinda feel bad about making fun of him for the better part of two decades.

Mongrel · « **Reply #319 on:** December 22, 2011, 05:47:00 PM »

Who?

News:

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