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Author Topic: Weird Happenings  (Read 42498 times)

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #360 on: June 19, 2012, 02:56:52 AM »

Classic case of haunted underwear, m'am. We're, uh, we're gonna have to take it all back to the lab for testing. Yes, even- right. Mmm-hmm. Thank you for your collaboration.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #361 on: June 19, 2012, 07:28:13 AM »

running to the bathroom having to pee

 I actually sat down and tried to figure it out, afterward.

That worked out nicely.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #362 on: July 14, 2012, 04:18:19 PM »

Guy kept driving next to me and trying to chat. Eventually he asked if I supported road head when a girl's head popped up and told him to shut up.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #363 on: July 14, 2012, 04:27:12 PM »

Lottel you are not real
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #364 on: July 14, 2012, 05:00:22 PM »

We should just rename this the Lottel thread or something. 

In fact, this should be the only thread Lottel's allowed to post in.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #365 on: July 14, 2012, 05:22:11 PM »

Guy kept driving next to me and trying to chat. Eventually he asked if I supported road head when a girl's head popped up and told him to shut up.

Did he imitate your avatar before speeding off?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #366 on: July 14, 2012, 05:56:08 PM »

Actually he threw up the horns while his buddies in the back seat high fived each other.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #367 on: July 14, 2012, 06:19:02 PM »

How disappointing.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #368 on: August 07, 2012, 05:19:48 PM »

Ever since I was, like, seven, I've had a tiny mole just over my left eyebrow. Had my mother try to freeze it off with nitrogen treatment, but it kept coming back. In any case it wasn't big enough to be really noticeable, and I came to accept it as basically a feature of my face.

Today I was brushing my hair and accidentally touched it and it just fell off. Like it was never there, regular healthy skin underneath and everything.

Welp!
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #369 on: August 07, 2012, 05:56:25 PM »

I would like to see this
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #370 on: August 07, 2012, 06:07:42 PM »

ew
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #371 on: August 07, 2012, 07:15:11 PM »

I... uh... did not keep it.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #372 on: August 07, 2012, 07:18:45 PM »

I meant like a before/after sort of thing
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #373 on: August 07, 2012, 07:22:29 PM »

Dang, I don't have close enough shots of my face that it's visible at all (I can't even remember the last time my picture was taken), and well, there's nothing to see by now. :nyoro~n:
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #374 on: August 07, 2012, 07:32:13 PM »

In the next scene, demons start to mist out of the mole.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #375 on: August 08, 2012, 01:28:03 PM »

Reverse cancer?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #376 on: August 08, 2012, 09:25:42 PM »

I actually saw a hobo-looking guy walking down the street today with a real bindle on a stick. No multiple layers of clothing, no shopping cart, no other bags or pouches or anything. Just a stick and a tied-on do-rag with a small amount of stuff inside.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #377 on: August 08, 2012, 10:14:52 PM »

That's not a hobo, that's a hipster. There was probably an iphone in there.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #378 on: August 23, 2012, 05:33:15 PM »

Like, ten seconds ago my computer speakers just started blurting out heavily static-garbled words for a brief few moments. I didn't have any sound or movie files playing. In addition, I noticed a car passing by outside and my cable TV flickered on and off for a second.

God damned government experiments is what that shit is. I hope that shit didn't give me brain tumors.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #379 on: August 23, 2012, 06:01:43 PM »

Possibly an unmarked police car, and your speakers and stuff were picking up on radio signals out of it.

I used to have speakers that would very faintly pick up local radio stations when not playing anything else.
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