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Author Topic: Weird Happenings  (Read 42485 times)

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #380 on: August 23, 2012, 06:42:31 PM »

My speakers at work will buzz when the security dudes use their walkie-talkies, even if the volume is turned down to zero.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #381 on: August 23, 2012, 08:00:16 PM »

Yeah, my Mac Mini once started acting as an antenna and picking up Radio Disney from the kids nextdoor.  It took me some time to figure out what the hell was happening.  I think I posted about it on the old boards.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #382 on: August 30, 2012, 05:54:59 AM »

I awoke this morning to the phone ringing.

"You have a free call from: Fulton County Jail. To accept..." Fulton County is in Atlanta. I still have my Atlanta phone number. While I was thinking about it, the call disconnected.

Mrs. A rolled over. "Who was that?"
Me: "Fulton County Jail."
"Who would call you from a Fulton county jail?"
"It's probably a wrong number. ...Maybe Chris or Steven got in trouble, but I can't imagine I'm first-contact for either of them."
"Could you still be listed somewhere as the emergency contact for [ex-girlfriend and generally reprehensible person] Brittany?"
"That was my next thought. That Brittany's at the end of her rope and has no one else to turn to so she called me to spring for bail."
"..."
"ee hee heeheeheehee."

And then we went back to sleep.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #383 on: September 22, 2012, 09:11:45 AM »

I think this is the first time in my life where I've started doing homework to avoid playing video games.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #384 on: September 22, 2012, 09:56:37 AM »

Ha.

BD in Doonesbury was originally a one-note joke character -- he was the kid who signed up for Vietnam so he wouldn't have to go to college.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #385 on: September 22, 2012, 11:24:26 AM »

They're the same person. The B in BD stands for Brentai.

(The D stands for, uh, Duck-Dragon.)
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #386 on: September 29, 2012, 06:40:45 PM »

Got drunk at a wedding and started wondering around a Masonic temple and unlocked a few doors and found a pile of raw meat on the ground.

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #387 on: September 29, 2012, 06:55:01 PM »

...what kind of meat?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #388 on: September 29, 2012, 07:24:12 PM »

I don't know. I took a picture. Looks like ground beef.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #389 on: September 29, 2012, 09:22:09 PM »

...Who gave you keys?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #390 on: September 29, 2012, 09:23:09 PM »

DRACULA'S INVERSE CASTLE
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #391 on: September 29, 2012, 10:43:04 PM »

Who needs keys?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #392 on: September 30, 2012, 07:11:28 AM »

How did you get past the mea

DRACULA'S INVERSE CASTLE

God damn it Kayma
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #393 on: September 30, 2012, 11:12:44 AM »

Now that I'm on a computer, I can do this:

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #394 on: September 30, 2012, 06:10:18 PM »

Gotta say, I'm disgusted. Why does dracula keep around all those persephones if this keeps happening?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #395 on: September 30, 2012, 06:17:18 PM »

Would you like to hear my theories?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #396 on: September 30, 2012, 06:30:35 PM »

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #397 on: September 30, 2012, 08:26:57 PM »

Looks like something the cat hocked up.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #398 on: October 01, 2012, 07:04:08 AM »

Looks like something the catshoggoth hocked up.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #399 on: October 17, 2012, 07:06:34 PM »

My mother's friend's daughter came out when they visited.
My mother came home and told me she's surprised I wasn't gay. And then invited me to a mother daughter antique shopping party.
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