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Author Topic: Weird Happenings  (Read 42486 times)

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #440 on: March 01, 2013, 07:13:53 AM »

Yeah, the girl isn't a blacksmith...



Am I right that Lottel knows a female black smith?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #441 on: March 01, 2013, 08:00:40 AM »

What the hell are you talking about?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #442 on: March 01, 2013, 08:34:16 AM »

As I understand it, that was 100% Lottel Luck.

At work, I nearly brained a squirrel when I was throwing a bag of garbage into the dumpster. It ran off in a tiny squirrel panic, so I did the only reasonable thing: I pointed at the "Do not climb in, on, or around this dumpster" sign and shouted "Can't you READ?!"
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #443 on: March 02, 2013, 07:43:56 PM »

A squirrel openly weeps, "I never learned how!"
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #444 on: March 04, 2013, 11:26:28 PM »

Strange lights in odd shapes have been seen over town for the last week, along with roaming electrical problems. And apparently, lots of nightmare.

This is the third such occurrence in as many months.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #445 on: March 05, 2013, 06:27:43 AM »

What's your hypothesis, Lottel? Aliens or Elder Gods?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #446 on: March 05, 2013, 06:55:23 AM »

Elder Goddesses, knowing Lottel.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #447 on: March 05, 2013, 11:24:19 PM »

Starr and I were walking down the street today, when I heard the voice of some dude on his phone and thought "Man, whoever that guy is, he sounds just like Rick Mercer".

So I turned my head to look. Turns out it was in fact... Rick Mercer.

I guess that's not really a weird happening though. More like just a random Celebrity Sighting.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #448 on: March 25, 2013, 09:30:31 AM »

So when I was a kid there was a sketch comedy TV show called SCTV. It was a Canadian show, but was imported to the US and some of you may recall it too. It was where Rick Moranis, John Candy, Eugene Levy, and a lot of others got their starts. Since the premise behind the show was that it was about a TV station, the intro always featured people throwing their TVs out the window in disgust. This led to "SCTV" becoming a verb to me (essentially meaning the same thing as defenestration), as in "to SCTV something".

So yesterday in the street behind work I saw this.

Hey there's something on the lawn of that apartment building.



Hm, that must've come from pretty high up.



What have we here?



I hope they weren't actually trying to hit anyone, but I think that I will always be three years old when it comes to HAHA YES EXPLOSIONS.







Not gonna lie, I am all HAHAHA KABOOOOOOOOOOM YEAH AWESOME here. Maybe because that wreck looks so perfect.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #449 on: April 04, 2013, 08:05:27 PM »

Starr managed to fry her keyboard after zapping it with a huge static shock after folding a very static-y blanket. It lights up and is recognized by the computer but it won't type a thing.

The weird bit is that her keyboard was actually completely covered by a thin rubber keyguard sheet.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #450 on: April 05, 2013, 12:33:47 AM »

While that probably helped, static charges can reach preposterous voltages, allowing them to arc across nearly any resistance.  In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the air gap the shock crossed didn't have more resistance than the rubber sheet. 
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #451 on: April 11, 2013, 01:39:16 PM »

Today on the bus, the driver yelled out a trivia question, to no one in particular. "What cartoon character only ever spoke by saying 'blah blah blah yaketty shmaketty'?" In spite of my being at the back of a crowded bus, I felt compelled to shout out the answer.

Then she just started talking to herself about trivial pursuit while people nearer to the front looked around nervously.

AWKWARD.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #452 on: April 11, 2013, 01:45:48 PM »

That's the dad from Taz-Mania.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #453 on: April 11, 2013, 02:14:40 PM »

Right in one.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #454 on: April 11, 2013, 02:16:22 PM »

But that's not right, since everybody in Taz-Mania could talk except Taz.  The Dad had a lot to say about orange juice.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #455 on: April 11, 2013, 02:19:06 PM »

Wrong.

He had a lot to say about OJ.

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #456 on: April 11, 2013, 02:32:25 PM »

Oh you guys can just go to hell for bringing up Taz-Mania.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #457 on: April 11, 2013, 02:43:01 PM »

Blame the crazy bus driver!
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #458 on: April 11, 2013, 02:48:41 PM »

Oh you guys can just go to hell for bringing up Taz-Mania.

Why, because now you gotta show it in Outer Heaven?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #459 on: April 11, 2013, 02:57:12 PM »

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