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Author Topic: Weird Happenings  (Read 42548 times)

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #180 on: December 15, 2010, 04:44:14 PM »

Now I'm feeling paranoid and I want to buy a fireproof safe for all my important documents and magic cards.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #181 on: December 15, 2010, 04:54:43 PM »

May I suggest you go for the Cheney-size in case you're in your apartment at the time?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #182 on: December 15, 2010, 05:05:56 PM »

It worked for Batman.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #183 on: December 15, 2010, 05:33:35 PM »

It worked for Batman.

What doesn't work for Bats?
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #184 on: December 15, 2010, 05:37:31 PM »

Family get-togethers.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #185 on: December 23, 2010, 01:55:24 PM »

Well, today I only had one table so I was chatting and they said "You have a beautiful daughter." Being tired it took me a second "Why, thank yo-I don't have a daughter." Apparently they saw me playing catch with my boss's daughter. After clarifying things and talking a bit more, it hit me.

They think I am old enough to have a kid.

My god, I am old enough to be seen with a little girl and have them think it's father-daughter not brother-sister.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #186 on: December 23, 2010, 02:01:51 PM »

that can feasibly be like 16, so don't get too broken up over it.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #187 on: December 23, 2010, 03:12:11 PM »

once I was seen with MetalSlime and they thought I was his mom
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #188 on: December 23, 2010, 03:13:19 PM »

but that's because metalslime is 15
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #189 on: January 07, 2011, 03:08:19 PM »

I was walking at the mall when I was quickly followed by a small group of thuggish guys. Gay thuggish guys.
"Damn. Look at that fuckers ass. Shit."
"Fucker has a nice ass. Hey! Hey fucker!"
"Shiiiit. I'd tear his shit up."

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #190 on: January 07, 2011, 03:24:28 PM »

Well, you do have a nice ass, Sunshine.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #191 on: January 07, 2011, 04:43:12 PM »

It's hell being Lottel.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #192 on: January 13, 2011, 07:49:57 PM »

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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #193 on: January 21, 2011, 04:34:47 PM »

While waiting in the exam room at the Doctor's I saw a drawer labeled "CPE supplies"

Sadly, upon investigating, opening the drawer did not produce rainbows, butterflies, and trout, but instead just some medical supplies
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #194 on: January 23, 2011, 12:21:35 PM »

Medical supplies that are easily held in the mouth, I assume.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #195 on: January 30, 2011, 08:18:43 AM »

In her own way of asking me out, a girl last night started talking about my ex and how pretty my ex is and how ugly she is. I just sat there, extremely confused by all of this when she leans over and  hands me a paper flower, starts to leave, and says "Try dating my friend Lindsay. I think she kind of hates you."

I really don't understand at all what happened.
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #196 on: January 30, 2011, 09:51:51 AM »

She's using confusion tactics to sleep with you.

1) self degradation for pity points.

2) random gift that seems to be valueless so it doesn't seem like much but she expects you to think about her all the time because of it.

3) suggesting a friend to date. Feigns lack of interest on her part.

4) leaving at a seemingly random points so she seems to be keeping control of the "relationship" (if you text message her she'll also make a point of making sure you send the last message)
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #197 on: January 30, 2011, 11:41:34 AM »

Human relationships sure are weird!
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #198 on: January 30, 2011, 11:45:28 AM »

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(if you text message her she'll also make a point of making sure you send the last message)

i hate this more than anything else in history

like I really fucking hate the holocaust and slavery and shit but this is just
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Re: Weird Happenings
« Reply #199 on: January 30, 2011, 11:59:03 AM »

I barely know the girl and this was the first time I saw her sober for more than ten minutes.

She's using confusion tactics to sleep with you.

I actually thought about that. I can figure out a lot of girl's tactics. But this girl isn't... with it enough to plan using tactics. Of course, that could be part of the long stage plan but I highly doubt it. Saying she's spacy is being nice.
I think she's just whacko.
But I got a weird story out of it so whatever.
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