Topic: Weird Happenings (Read 42530 times)

Lottel · « **Reply #220 on:** April 12, 2011, 07:34:53 AM »

Hey... Hey Mal?
Um...
You do stuff in your sleep man.
You are texting and calling these girls, at least.

Classic · « **Reply #221 on:** April 12, 2011, 08:58:24 AM »

You can provide false caller ID to people, but it takes a little bit of specialty hardware or a man on the inside. Also I thought it was impossible if you're trying to spoof a phone number that already exists, but I guess that's not true?

Mongrel · « **Reply #222 on:** April 12, 2011, 05:19:01 PM »

Yeah, I don't think it's a spoofed number. The guy calling Mal is probably just a retard.

I get odd calls (though nothing so entertaining), but I expect those because my phone number is so awesome it's like it's straight out of a movie (not counting the area code, it has seven '5' in it and it's a palindrome). So all kind of randoms call it.

Fortinbras · « **Reply #223 on:** April 13, 2011, 12:19:32 AM »

Does it count as a weird happening that I'm posting again? Also, hello forum!

Büge · « **Reply #224 on:** April 18, 2011, 11:25:34 AM »

So I pass by a van and glance at the side panel.

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Bailey's Memory Repair and Purging

I look again.

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Bailey's Masonry Repair and Parging

Huh.

François · « **Reply #225 on:** April 18, 2011, 12:21:23 PM »

Wow, they're good.

Mongrel · « **Reply #226 on:** April 18, 2011, 03:50:24 PM »

At Whole Foods I saw something uh.... interesting on the "Hey Stupid! Make this impulse buy!" rack at the checkout:

Fortinbras · « **Reply #227 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:40:13 PM »

That's hilarious, but it made me think of something. Not even that closely related, but somehow pushes the same button. All those lame novelties made for office ladies now exist for our generation too, and they're the exact same stuff, just with irony and self awareness, which doesn't excuse anything about them. Actually raises more questions. "You knew what you were doing and you still made this!"

Lolcats are no different AT ALL from gramma style forwards of funny cat pictures with captions written in red 20pt, except the spelling is worse. Not even THAT MUCH worse.

Büge · « **Reply #228 on:** June 02, 2011, 02:13:36 PM »

I saw an old man riding one of those indoor scooters at the mall. It was the fat kid in the wagon attached to the scooter that made me shake my head.

Lottel · « **Reply #229 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:00:46 PM »

I got this in the mail today.I didn't order it. I checked the slip of paper and it's from ebay. And sent as a "gift" so the name of the ACTUAL sender is withheld. Sent an e-mail to the seller but it seems...
It seems there's a myster afoot!

Classic · « **Reply #230 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:12:10 PM »

See if it fits any conspicuous holes in your person. It may be something to wind your clockworks.

EDIT:
Do not attempt to fit it into any of the 9 normal human apertures: 2 ears; 2 eyes; 2 nostrils; 1 mouth; 1 anus; 1 urethra.

JDigital · « **Reply #231 on:** June 16, 2011, 06:08:29 PM »

Lottel · « **Reply #232 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:20:09 PM »

After some sleuthing it goes to one of two things: A wind-up toy, must common one being a train OR a uncommon type of clock on a Russian submarine. that's because of the peghole and the number "5" written on top.

Not sure as to why or who, but I guess "What's this to?" is going nicely.

Classic · « **Reply #233 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:25:35 PM »

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Russian submarine clock?

Lottel · « **Reply #234 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:27:44 PM »

Yes. They have 4-sided wind pegs and are a size 5. Apparently that's not what most clocks are.

Classic · « **Reply #235 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:40:59 PM »

As a general rule, I don't hold on to anything that's meant to progress the function of mechanisms on foreign stealth vehicles unless I'm prepared to end the lives of promising foreign special services agents.

A train you say? Who do you know would want you to have a train key?

Lottel · « **Reply #236 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:59:04 PM »

No idea, Classic. Right now I am under the assumption this is part of a bigger riddle to come.

Although, I did work at a place called "Clockwork Pizzeria." So maybe that has something to do with it.

JDigital · « **Reply #237 on:** June 16, 2011, 08:42:44 PM »

Maybe your clockwork train is in the post.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #238 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:04:17 PM »

Lottel's Key

edited for better clip

Lottel · « **Reply #239 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:19:39 PM »

So now they mystery is no longer "Who sent it?" but "Who in the world wears a clockwork chastity belt?"

Not bad. Not bad at all.

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