Topic: Weird Happenings (Read 42609 times)

Alex · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:06:05 AM »

It's NegaThad! He'll dismiss your citations and corrections and tell you he's wrong all the time!

Catloaf · « **Reply #21 on:** June 09, 2009, 09:53:13 PM »

I'm not sure if this should go here or "what I learned today". I guess it's better here because, I don't think it normally happens.

While unsuspectingly walking into a cloud of allergens just after my allergy meds have worn off, it all strikes me at once and just like in a videogame, my vision blurs for a moment as ~~the controller rumbles~~ er... I suffer a very minor convulsion of just a few muscles, and I a moment later I slowly fall over and catch myself on the ottoman in front of me.

I guess I need to equip an anti-poison accessory.

Guild · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2009, 09:58:35 PM »

I guess sometimes life imitates art.

Brentai · « **Reply #23 on:** June 09, 2009, 10:21:12 PM »

What do you keep in your house that you're that allergic to?

Lottel · « **Reply #24 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:18:32 AM »

Arsenic, space bees, colorful frogs.

The like.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #25 on:** August 26, 2009, 07:11:57 AM »

Quote from: Arc on June 05, 2009, 09:36:27 PM

Was selling online _______, when a potential buyer inquired about the condition of a particular ______.

Name appeared familiar. Answered and further inquired. The reply was as surprised as my own.

Miss Cat Ears Lives.

Oh yea that was very unexpected. But my friend loved her birthday gift.

Classic · « **Reply #26 on:** August 26, 2009, 09:36:33 AM »

Hello mce

Quote from: Guild on June 09, 2009, 09:58:35 PM

I guess sometimes life imitates art.

Videogames aren't art.

Doom · « **Reply #27 on:** August 26, 2009, 10:30:11 AM »

Quote

Videogames aren't art.

Classic · « **Reply #28 on:** August 26, 2009, 10:41:36 AM »

See? That's art.

JDigital · « **Reply #29 on:** August 26, 2009, 03:23:36 PM »

If you read it from bottom to top, a shocked person is calming down.

Brentai · « **Reply #30 on:** August 26, 2009, 03:36:35 PM »

It looks more like he's absorbing ambient energy for an even bigger ragesplosion.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #31 on:** August 26, 2009, 03:39:44 PM »

Do you imagine that the camera is zooming in, or that his head is just inflating? I like to think it's the latter.

Sharkey · « **Reply #32 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:20:15 AM »

When walking to work one morning I was waylaid by a smallish Asian woman. Saw her coming a way off. Looked fairly normal, nice bag, nice shoes, clean hair. Kind of unnotably attractive. Nothing that would outwardly proclaim "I'm a crazy person." She deviated her course a few times to end up in front of me, kind of like that awkward thing that happens when you try to walk around someone at the same time, except deliberate. She stopped uncomfortably close to me, looked up, and began babeling. Now, this wasn't just some language I'm unfamiliar with. It was a full-on speaking-in-tongues stream of nonsense. Short, one syllable repetitive "PaPaLaLaMaMaSaSaKaFaFaDaRaMaBaBaRaRaTa..." just going on like that. Her expression was pretty much blank. Not distressed, amused, or even concussed. Just calm and a bit detached. This went on for about a full minute before I finally said "I'm sorry, I don't understand you." She cocked her head slightly, and without another "word" just walked on past. If it was a lame prank she had the world's best poker face.

I still half suspect that if I listened too long I would have ended up infected with Snow Crash or something.

Fortinbras · « **Reply #33 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:27:28 AM »

the second you were up to the spew of syllables I was reaching for a Snow Crash joke. Nuts.

Kazz · « **Reply #34 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:29:21 AM »

that particular spell apparently takes way too long to cast.

fyi, she was going to turn you into a small Asian woman.

Brentai · « **Reply #35 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:30:12 AM »

It happened to Arc, and it can happen to you too!

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #36 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:45:25 PM »

Quote from: Kazz on August 27, 2009, 11:29:21 AM

that particular spell apparently takes way too long to cast.

fyi, she was going to turn you into a small Asian woman.

learn 2 cantrip, n00b!

Lady Duke · « **Reply #37 on:** August 27, 2009, 03:16:30 PM »

Sounds sadly schizophrenic.

TA · « **Reply #38 on:** August 27, 2009, 03:54:31 PM »

and/or pentacostal.

François · « **Reply #39 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:03:30 PM »

I've been somewhere people pretended to speak in tongues once. It was obviously random latin words spoken almost unintelligibly fast. I left when they told the audience to jingle their keys to get God's attention.

That was the last time I let my mother drag me someplace.

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