Well, quotes from wise men seem to be working out pretty okay, so...
Video GamesThe Bible doesn't promote killing innocent people, Grand Theft Auto does.
Non-Videogame MediaThe Japanese have a contempt for our culture which is patent. Their dumping of garbage into our culture is a slow motion version of Pearl Harbor.
Real LifeContains, according to video game news sites, full frontal nudity, including nipples, penis, labia, and hair.
Real WorldAs to the First Amendment, what the video game industry knows about that could be placed into a thimble with room left over for Doug Lowenstein's ego.
High-Context DiscourseAt least I'm not a a coward like all of you nerds here, who hide behind anonymous avatars. How sad.
The MayorFunny how adults who are not on dope and/or immersed in games keep turning to my message, and to me, for help. It drives you little bats crazy.
Forum GamesI love the smell of burning gamers in the morning.
Online HookupsGamers are considered by normal people to be cretins. Get used to it.
Assorted CreationsRight, got it hun. I'll pray you have no more children.
Guild HallI don't need any friends. You honor me with your hatred.
Team Fortress 2Or are your frontal lobes completely fried by Doom?
...unfortunately I could only get about a quarter of the way down
this page before making myself sick from laughing too hard. So you'll have to make do with what I managed to get.