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Author Topic: Rational and Irrational Fears  (Read 11889 times)

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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2009, 08:05:02 AM »

From what I've heard, dentures are not a fun investment. They're expensive and they make chewing an unpleasant and painstaking process.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2009, 08:55:30 AM »

Yeah, my Dad has a pair. He can't chew anything remotely tough or which requires a good tearing off.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2009, 09:46:14 AM »

Obviously somebody needs to invent better dentures, then.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2009, 09:48:06 AM »

You can get false teeth implants, I think.  If you can't rip and tear with those it's because your gums are breaking off.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2009, 11:31:44 AM »

Doctor Brentai! My gums are breaking off! Whatever should I do? *faints*
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2009, 11:49:28 AM »

Doctor Brentai is not a real doctor.  Do not allow him anywhere near you.

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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2009, 11:51:05 AM »

That won't help.

I can molest Friday with my brain.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2009, 11:56:02 AM »

Quit rubbing it on her, that's disgusting.

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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2009, 12:44:58 PM »

I dunno.

I've always wanted an excuse to make a steak shake.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2009, 01:02:37 PM »

You don't need an excuse!

Meat should not be liquid, though (speaking from experience). Texture really is the most important part of food.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2009, 01:10:42 PM »

Meat should not be liquid

But... But I love me some soup, stew, Au jus, and Bovril! (Well, not really the bovril)
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2009, 01:11:09 PM »

None of those are actually liquid meat.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #92 on: March 08, 2009, 01:14:09 PM »

Liquid meat is inferior to solid meat.

Old meat is out of the question.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #93 on: March 08, 2009, 01:15:12 PM »

But... But I love me some soup, stew, Au jus, and Bovril! (Well, not really the bovril)
Yeah, that is solid meat amidst liquid flavored with juices from meat.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #94 on: March 08, 2009, 02:29:18 PM »

You can get false teeth implants, I think.  If you can't rip and tear with those it's because your gums are breaking off.

This is correct, though they are like... five grand a tooth.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #95 on: March 08, 2009, 07:56:29 PM »

Texture really is the most important part of food.
Super agreed.

I have liquefied cheeseburgers to prove this. And then forced people to drink their words. Flavor is important but if the texture is off, sometimes the best flavor will not save the food.

But teeth alone freak me out. If a tooth feels extra sensitive or maybe a little loose, I worry about it for ever.  Things in your head shouldn't worry you like that! You should be able to depend on your teeth.
(I sometimes think teeth feel cocky because there are so many of them. I worry about this at night. I lie awake thinking that my teeth are going to gang up on me and make my life hell.)
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #96 on: March 08, 2009, 07:58:49 PM »

Texture really is the most important part of food.

the texture of a food has never bothered me.
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #97 on: March 08, 2009, 08:22:30 PM »

Texture really is the most important part of food.

the texture of a food has never bothered me.

This is because you have never attempted to drink meat.

(It is also the problem with octopus.)
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #98 on: March 08, 2009, 08:23:05 PM »

Oysters, anyone? :whoops:
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Re: Rational and Irrational Fears
« Reply #99 on: March 08, 2009, 08:36:38 PM »

Yeah, that is solid meat amidst liquid flavored with juices from meat.

I think meat broth actually does count as a meat substance. Does it make vegetarians sick?
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