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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #500 on: July 31, 2010, 09:49:40 AM »

The only redeemable feature about the movie is that it's the best role Nicolas Cage has ever played.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #501 on: July 31, 2010, 07:00:50 PM »

he says he's channeling Adam West but I think he just forgot his lines
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #502 on: July 31, 2010, 08:33:20 PM »

It works for Christopher Walken.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #503 on: August 01, 2010, 11:47:02 AM »

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid was mostly a tedious after-school special with some ocassional "I would probably love this if I were ten" moments.
Oddly enough... it has a good soundtrack. There were at least three instances of "oh hey I recognize this song!"
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #504 on: August 12, 2010, 05:57:16 AM »

wow, i hate everyone who has ever steered me away from watching 2012.  that shit was nonstop entertainment.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #505 on: August 12, 2010, 09:36:50 AM »

Somehow, I never heard of They Live until last month, and its turn on my Netflix queue finally came so I was able to watch it last night. Great movie. It seems to be considered "so bad its good", but apart from the overly long fistfight scene (and the classic bubblegum line), it was very solid to me.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #506 on: August 12, 2010, 09:41:16 AM »

Put on the glasses.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #507 on: August 12, 2010, 10:05:42 AM »

Here are a few simple rules to determine whether or not a movie is awesome

1. John Carpenter?
2. Keith David?

If yes, best movie
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #508 on: August 12, 2010, 10:07:30 AM »

This rule also works with

1. John Carpenter?
2. Kurt Russell?
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #509 on: August 12, 2010, 11:19:42 AM »

This rule also works with

1. John Carpenter?
2. Kurt Russell?

Please tell me you mean both conditions must be met

Otherwise,


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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #510 on: August 12, 2010, 01:12:58 PM »

the presence of Kevin Costner fucks up the calibration
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #511 on: August 19, 2010, 11:23:59 AM »

The Invisible Man (1933) is goddamned fantastic. It's a pretty good movie on its own, but the special effects are perfect. I don't know how they did all this. It's also a lot funnier than you would expect.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #512 on: August 19, 2010, 03:29:13 PM »

also "EVEN THE MOON IS AFRAID OF ME" is probably the most badass and over-the-top thing I've ever heard someone say in a film from the thirties.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #513 on: September 03, 2010, 08:39:05 PM »

Bought four things today.
PuniPuniPoemy-$10
Up on Blu-ray-$15
Iron Giant -$5
Heavyweights-$5

Best part about up? Comes with the DVD, the bonus features Blu-ray, and the digital copy.
Worst part? Not knowing what to watch first tonight.


EDIT: Oh! And PuniPuniPoemy has a nice patch on there too
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #514 on: September 03, 2010, 09:41:22 PM »

Up on Blu-ray-$15
Iron Giant -$5

Two of my five favorite movies! Good choices.

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Best part about up? Comes with the DVD, the bonus features Blu-ray, and the digital copy.

Especially cool (and surprising) considering that it's Disney.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #515 on: September 04, 2010, 05:30:05 PM »

The worst part about Up and every other Disney Blu-Ray release?

It comes with all this shit I don't want for an extra premium on the price.  (Not eligible when you get it for $15 ofc)
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #516 on: September 04, 2010, 06:05:12 PM »

So I watched Kick Ass.  Yes, as Teg pointed out, there are flaws just like in most action movies (Expendables, anyone?)

It's a brainless action film, and has inspired me for design of IPSC stages from the hit girl and big daddy scenes.  Pure escapism, and fun.  But only if you take the stick out of your ass, and not just suspend your disbelief.  You'll need to send it to mars for this one.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #517 on: September 08, 2010, 08:32:04 PM »

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Best part about up? Comes with the DVD, the bonus features Blu-ray, and the digital copy.

Especially cool (and surprising) considering that it's Disney.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's Disney's standard MO now.

Because it's the only way they can get people to buy Blu-Rays.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #518 on: September 09, 2010, 05:44:30 PM »

Death Proof:  Got some redneck to watch it.  Most of the movie is pure torture, but the moral and the ending were brilliant.
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Re: Movies for Home Viewing
« Reply #519 on: September 10, 2010, 06:19:54 PM »

Planet Terror is about 10000000000000 times better.
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