Topic: how do i drank beer (Read 11910 times)

NexAdruin · « **Reply #140 on:** August 27, 2011, 01:49:23 PM »

Quote from: Classic on August 27, 2011, 10:43:49 AM

This reminds me of how happy I am that none of my ex girlfriends can drunk text me anymore.

How do I learn this spell show me your ways.

Classic · « **Reply #141 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:57:25 PM »

Well, some of them were serious weeaboos so they went to the far east. For others I did a trick called never updating my facebook phone number and changing my phone number.

There's also call blocking, but that's extreme.

NexAdruin · « **Reply #142 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:46:33 PM »

People have told me to go the call blocking route, but I just feel weird about that sort of thing. Like what if she finally finds that fucking book I lent her or what if she decides to give me a fuckton of money? I wouldn't want to miss out.

Lottel · « **Reply #143 on:** August 27, 2011, 05:08:41 PM »

Quote from: NexAdruin on August 27, 2011, 04:46:33 PM

People have told me to go the call blocking route, but I just feel weird about that sort of thing. Like what if she finally finds that fucking book I lent her or what if she decides to give me a fuckton of money? I wouldn't want to miss out.

If I had a dollar for every time that happened...

Brentai · « **Reply #144 on:** August 27, 2011, 08:47:04 PM »

You'd have a fuckton of money that she gave you?

Also MCE I have some Blue Moon right here if you want it.

Mothra · « **Reply #145 on:** August 27, 2011, 11:04:43 PM »

im sorry i;nm so drukn

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #146 on:** August 31, 2011, 06:44:46 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on August 27, 2011, 08:47:04 PM

You'd have a fuckton of money that she gave you?

Also MCE I have some Blue Moon right here if you want it.

Still not a beer drinker but thanks!

Classic · « **Reply #147 on:** August 31, 2011, 06:58:09 PM »

That's why he offered you Blue Moon. Zing.

... My preferred wussy "beer" after Mike's is 312.

Mothra · « **Reply #148 on:** September 02, 2011, 08:55:03 AM »

You drink Mike's??

Classic · « **Reply #149 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:01:32 PM »

When I don't want beer, or I'm on my period or something.
It is lemonade + preservatives + booze + more sugar.
It's tough to fuck up.

EDIT:
I almost forgot I don't need to double post here.

Quote from: Classic on September 02, 2011, 01:03:24 PM

Actually, my body almost treats Mike's like a sprite or 7Up. It has (once) saved me from a night of inexplicable violent vomiting.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #150 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:39:39 PM »

helllooooo

Lottel · « **Reply #151 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:49:45 PM »

Dammit, MCE. Show up sober sometime.
Or at least call us the next morning.

Kayma · « **Reply #152 on:** September 30, 2011, 10:13:02 PM »

I for one welcome being used by MCE

Classic · « **Reply #153 on:** September 30, 2011, 11:05:01 PM »

Your lack of us-esteem makes me pretty sad K.

Lottel · « **Reply #154 on:** October 01, 2011, 05:21:55 PM »

Two receptions tonight.
This one had an open bar.
I am at this one. And people keep handing me drinks to drink with them.

Lottel · « **Reply #155 on:** October 01, 2011, 05:53:46 PM »

Shit guys
There's a carnival across the street. Oktoberfest!
Getting free drinks then me and a few other are heading out

Mongrel · « **Reply #156 on:** October 01, 2011, 05:55:10 PM »

Oh god, drunk Lottel's about to collide with carnies.

I'd give quite a bit of money for the video feed of this.

Büge · « **Reply #157 on:** October 01, 2011, 06:18:12 PM »

Let us know how your date with the bearded lady goes.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #158 on:** October 27, 2011, 06:45:46 PM »

Guys! Guys. I haven't been drunk since Spet thirstieth. Fntastic. Also classic fuck you. Not in a good way either

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #159 on:** October 27, 2011, 06:46:09 PM »

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