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« on: March 17, 2009, 05:12:05 PM »

I don't really like Guinness.
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 05:48:58 PM »

I don't really like Guinness.

It really IS like milk. That's not what everyone is looking for in a glass of beer.
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 06:39:46 PM »

I don't really like Guinness.

I don't really like beer in general.  I find the taste to be really gross.
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 06:41:13 PM »

Call me a woman if you wish, but I strongly prefer Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 07:00:41 PM »

As you get drunker, you stop caring what the beer tastes like.
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 07:08:04 PM »

I actually like the taste of beer.

I had no intention to be this way, I actually started out like Kazz. But sometimes I just want that taste.

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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2009, 07:17:03 PM »

I didn't drink until my best friend made me try a screwdriver.  Now that and sake are the only liquors I will drink.
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 07:19:46 PM »

I think saying "I don't like the taste of beer" closes off as many options as saying "I don't like soda" because you don't like the taste of cola.
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2009, 07:31:51 PM »

Well, if it's any consolation, I can't drink hard liqour at all any more. It's completely and utterly foul to me. Again, this was unintentional. I have two friends who made a good living tending high-end bars who tried to help me recover some kind of taste for scotch, and other fine hard liqours, to no avail.

(Except Baileys, which is not so much liqour as delicious liquid candy).

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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2009, 07:33:50 PM »

Alchohol tastes vile, and I can taste it through anything, even when people have me try drinks where I'm not supposed to be able to taste it.
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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2009, 07:43:23 PM »

Though I've gotten used to alcohol (and feel a little sad when there's not a tiny acrid burn to my libations) I can still taste it through pretty much anything. I haven't tested it, but I might be able to ballpark content to about 10 proofs (give or take 5), but I wouldn't put any money on it.

Guinness isn't exciting at this point... Except as part of an Irish bomb.
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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2009, 07:55:12 PM »

I never drink alcohol, not for taste reasons, but on account of a sort of personal ascetism. I don't mind when alcohol is part of food though, as long as it's not too obvious about itself. I can have my mother's boeuf bourguignon with wine sauce and like it, but I had some artisanal beer-and-cheese sausage last week that was just so overwhelmed with the stuff that it killed the taste of the meat and spices.
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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2009, 08:05:03 PM »

I never drink alcohol, not for taste reasons, but on account of a sort of personal ascetism. I don't mind when alcohol is part of food though, as long as it's not too obvious about itself. I can have my mother's boeuf bourguignon with wine sauce and like it, but I had some artisanal beer-and-cheese sausage last week that was just so overwhelmed with the stuff that it killed the taste of the meat and spices.

I don't think I can ever stop hating you for living in a province where they know what real food is like.  :THATWAY:

Six million people in the greater Toronto area and all we can do is bring bland culinary failure to its global apex.  :facepalm:
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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2009, 08:25:41 PM »

Alchohol tastes vile, and I can taste it through anything, even when people have me try drinks where I'm not supposed to be able to taste it.

 

I also have the exact same experience with vinegar.  Except instead of drinks, it's sauces.
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2009, 09:06:06 PM »

Well, I should hope it wasn't in drinks.
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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2009, 09:50:25 PM »

I think saying "I don't like the taste of beer" closes off as many options as saying "I don't like soda" because you don't like the taste of cola.

I've yet to find a beer that doesn't taste like somone took a piss in a bottle, chilled it then handed it off to me.

My friends have claimed Honeyweiss (some berry flavor or another too) tastes good, but I could only really pick up the overpowering juggernaught that is the rancid taste of liquid yeast.
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2009, 10:49:31 AM »

I think saying "I don't like the taste of beer" closes off as many options as saying "I don't like soda" because you don't like the taste of cola.
I don't like the taste of beer, or of soda.

The exceptions being Killian's (only out of a bottle) and Minute Made (now Fanta) orange soda (only out of a can) respectively.
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2009, 11:27:12 AM »

Killian's is a better choice than many.
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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2009, 12:23:36 PM »

I've drunk one decent beer in my life. It was made with oranges in a microbrewery in Paris. I'm so goddamn cosmopolitan.

Vodka is great, bourbon is good, whisky is okay, wine is overrated but a good party drink, and gin is crap.

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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2009, 01:25:10 PM »

Rum
Sake
Whiskey
Gin
Bourbon
Beer
Vodka
Wine
Mead
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