Topic: Pokeymans (Read 108709 times)

Doom · « **Reply #560 on:** July 19, 2009, 11:53:03 AM »

If he is 28 and he played Pokemon when he was younger, he could not have played before he was 16-19, assuming even the best grace periods for his date of birth and even living in Japan for the original release.

This leaves him looking slightly worse off than the children in question depending on how much of a hard-ass you are towards teenagers.

earthdefence · « **Reply #561 on:** July 19, 2009, 12:41:34 PM »

I thought there would be some mature people on this forum who understand that there are things more important then a stupid pokemon's name but it turns out I am wrong.

I'm done here, you can post whatever you want I will not be reading this anymore.

Goodbye.

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #562 on:** July 19, 2009, 12:45:33 PM »

Heh. Isn't there a rule that the first person to play the "who's more mature" card is usually the one who would lose that comparison?

Welcome to the Worst Forums Ever; have a great day.

Kayma · « **Reply #563 on:** July 19, 2009, 12:54:41 PM »

He went through the entire life cycle of a WFE member in a day... except for the "coming back" part, of course.

A² · « **Reply #564 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:06:07 PM »

...what just happened?

Doom · « **Reply #565 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:13:18 PM »

We just met a 28-year-old shut-in who doesn't even have the sense of humor of the worst 4chan goer.

Or a mildly amusing troll.

yyler · « **Reply #566 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:29:42 PM »

This turned out nicer than I could have imagined.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #567 on:** July 19, 2009, 08:06:13 PM »

What?

Alex · « **Reply #568 on:** July 19, 2009, 10:19:19 PM »

guys guys i just got off the phone with nintendo

they said they're cancelling pokeymans and video games until we learn some perspective

Fredward · « **Reply #569 on:** July 19, 2009, 10:49:00 PM »

Quote from: Kayma on July 19, 2009, 12:54:41 PM

He went through the entire life cycle of a WFE member in two hours... except for the "coming back" part, of course.

Lottel · « **Reply #570 on:** July 20, 2009, 08:32:55 AM »

....

I have a duskull named Dudeskull.

McDohl · « **Reply #571 on:** July 20, 2009, 08:46:20 AM »

(inspired by Doom's pokemon battle music post in the VG Music thread)

Cyrus is a nutty bastard, and his battle theme is great.

D/P/Pt is probably one of the neater stories of the Pokemon franchise.

Part of the problem with Pokemon is there's not much to expand to anymore. I mean, you've got Mew, who contains the DNA of all Pokemon, then Arceus, said to be the genesis of all Pokemon. Celebi, the Pokemon of Time, and then Dialga, the Lord of Time.

There's a good story to be had in this world, Nintendo just needs to figure it out. They TRIED with the Gamecube games, but fell far short of the mark. The story still boils down to "Criminal Organization exploiting Pokemon to nefarious ends! Oh and also BE THE BEST IN THIS REGION". I'm kind of looking forward to see what they do with Heart Gold and Soul Silver, the Gold/Silver remakes, as there's a lot of potential there.

Rosencrantz · « **Reply #572 on:** July 20, 2009, 09:33:01 AM »

I've seen at least one screenshot with a Team Rocket member in there, so the game is probably still about them stealing SLOWPOKETAIL and using radio waves to forcibly evolve Magikarp.

McDohl · « **Reply #573 on:** July 20, 2009, 10:57:24 AM »

This CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

Koah · « **Reply #574 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:23:21 AM »

Quote from: Rosencrantz on July 20, 2009, 09:33:01 AM

I've seen at least one screenshot with a Team Rocket member in there, so the game is probably still about them stealing SLOWPOKETAIL and using radio waves to forcibly evolve Magikarp.

...and as the world is going to a Pokemon-filled hell around him the one trainer you always run into in every game with six Magikarp slowly stands up and adjusts the brim of his hat, staring off into the distance at the silhouette of Team Rocket's headquarters, pitch black against the burning orange sky.

The moment he had spent his entire life training for... has finally arrived.

McDohl · « **Reply #575 on:** July 20, 2009, 12:47:34 PM »

Magikarp used Splash!

Nothing happened!

Rocket Grunt's Rattata used Hyper Fang!

Magikarp fainted!

Lady Duke · « **Reply #576 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:35:45 PM »

HG and SS are going to be the same as they always were, just with some new areas. They aren't changing the storyline, and red gyarados is still in the game so obviously it's still Team Rocket derping things up.

That thread yyler posted was very sad and funny. And I find it really funny someone posted in the pokemon thread just to argue about how juvenile and upsetting it is to them people argue about stupid crap like naming things. They've obviously missed the point about what this thread is--what with the confusing name and all.

Also, I caught 9 shiny nidoran male :D I was looking at the boxes on my platinum cart, and I noticed a neat trend: I get a chain every two weeks. Pretty good for lazily playing before bed.

Also also, Mew is totally following me around in SS.

Rosencrantz · « **Reply #577 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:48:54 PM »

I'm still not convinced that those two guys in that thread weren't just the same guy fucking with people.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #578 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:51:41 PM »

It's still funny. They can be the same person and as long as they aren't bitching here on this forum, who cares :D Actually, it'd prolly still be funny if it happened here.

Doom · « **Reply #579 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:56:02 PM »

Paprika is a stupid name for a Charizard.

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