Today I watered my chilan and kelpsy bushes, then stepped into a nega-dimension opposite to our own, where time and space are meaningless. There is only one Pokemon here, a legendary creature so ancient that his name is forgotten by human history, and who may in fact be the dimension itself. If destroyed, might the world as we know it cease to exist?
I battled the creature, captured it, and bent it to my will.
When I returned home, I ran into the Pokémon Centre to tell Poké Kid Ariel about my adventure. She didn't seem to listen, and just talked about her Pikachu roleplaying hobby like always. Everyone went about their business as usual, as if nothing special had happened today. Had my adventure really happened? Perhaps I fell asleep by the chilan bushes, and dreamt the whole thing?
I checked the Pokémon centre's PC.
GIRATINA
Jolly nature.
Likes sweet food.
The personification of antimatter is actually quite friendly when you get to know him.