Topic: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes (Read 11141 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #40 on:** April 12, 2009, 03:23:42 PM »

Marijuana makes you nerdy.

...wait, what?

Kazz · « **Reply #41 on:** April 12, 2009, 05:57:44 PM »

i'd agree to that.

South Park made an excellent argument by saying that marijuana isn't harmful, it's just that you end up a boring fuck who isn't good at anything.

sei · « **Reply #42 on:** April 12, 2009, 10:20:34 PM »

Quote from: Rygaron on April 12, 2009, 02:26:33 PM

Quote from: JDigital on April 05, 2009, 04:10:27 AM
Are there such things as good, honest anti-drug advertising
I'll give you a good pitch for a legitimate anti-marijuana ad.

A kid goes out to a party with some friends, on the ride there someone leans into the backseat and laughs, saying "you know, (girl's name) is going to be there tonight, right?" Other friend: "I heard she's leaving for (college name) in a few weeks." The kid smiles and looks out the window. *cut to the party* The kid continually looks over to the girl through the crowd and jerks his head back a little nervously whenever she starts to look back over. He finally looks up and sees her smiling. He's obviously nervous as he starts to move slowly through the crowd to her when the friends from the car approach him "yo, I'm smoking everyone up, you in?" The kid smiles again a little nervously. *fade out and back in to him sitting on the couch laughing with his friends. The girl comes in and sits next to him, trying to strike up conversation, he starts talking to her but is quickly pulled back into an argument about how Third Strike is the best Street Fighter game. The girl shifts around awkwardly before grabbing her drink and walking away again, the boy doesn't notice, still wrapped up in the argument. *cut to the boy sitting on a bed alone in his room* he's looking at her picture in the yearbook, his phone vibrates and he picks it up reading the text message "we're all heading over to (guy's name) to chill and smoke, you down?" The boy sighs and closes the yearbook, grabbing his car keys and shutting the door to his room. *Fade to black*

It could happen to you!

Drugs: Way less fun than teen pregnancy.

Büge · « **Reply #43 on:** April 13, 2009, 08:59:25 AM »

Quote from: sei on April 12, 2009, 10:20:34 PM

Drugs: Way less fun than awkwardly fumbling in the dark with a bra clasp until you lose your erection.

King Klown · « **Reply #44 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:21:35 AM »

I hope they make a Christmas Ornament out of Obama this year.

That way everyone can hang a

from a tree!

Friday · « **Reply #45 on:** June 03, 2009, 03:45:50 PM »

It's comforting to see that even racist jokes now omit the N-word.

A² · « **Reply #46 on:** June 03, 2009, 04:06:45 PM »

Wait is "nigger" autofilted here now?

Koah · « **Reply #47 on:** June 03, 2009, 04:10:28 PM »

It only shows up as "individual of African heritage" to the person who typed it. To everyone else they just see "individual of African heritage."

Brentai · « **Reply #48 on:** June 03, 2009, 04:42:58 PM »

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Happy now?

King Klown · « **Reply #49 on:** June 03, 2009, 05:54:31 PM »

I just don't personally saying nigger, so I changed the joke via

Hey guys, here's the joke.

I hope they make a Christmas Ornament out of Obama this year.
That way everyone can hang a nigger from a tree!

Glad to fill that for ya.

PhoenixUltima · « **Reply #50 on:** June 03, 2009, 07:19:18 PM »

Eh, racist jokes are too easy to come up with. Example:

Q: How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1 to change the bulb, and 1 white person to hold the whip.

Niku · « **Reply #51 on:** June 03, 2009, 10:02:22 PM »

A squirrel went up to a tree and said "I have forgotten to store acorns for the winter. I am dead."

JDigital · « **Reply #52 on:** June 04, 2009, 03:10:15 AM »

Classic Russian humour.

Friday · « **Reply #53 on:** June 04, 2009, 03:27:25 AM »

How do you tell if a Polish girl has hit puberty?

Check to see if there's dandruff on her shoes.

PhoenixUltima · « **Reply #54 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:39:15 PM »

I... don't get it?

Mongrel · « **Reply #55 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:42:17 PM »

Quote from: PhoenixUltima on June 04, 2009, 12:39:15 PM

I... don't get it?

At first I thought it was maybe something to do with head? But... no?

François · « **Reply #56 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:06:33 PM »

Her...

*sigh*

Her leg hair generates dandruff. Or her pubes maybe.

Man I wish I had never given thought to this.

Misha · « **Reply #57 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:19:52 PM »

that or polish girls are slutty so her shoes have dandruff due to being up around her head a lot.

Mr. Wonka · « **Reply #58 on:** June 04, 2009, 04:08:22 PM »

I went to the store the other day and bought a soda. I asked for my change, but the lady at the counter said that Obama took it all.
...
....

I know that was a lame joke right...

King Klown · « **Reply #59 on:** December 13, 2009, 05:27:05 PM »

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
[spoiler]Santa stops at three ho's.[/spoiler]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?
[spoiler]I can't jelly my dick up your ass.[/spoiler]

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Author Topic: Crude, Lewd, and Rude Jokes (Read 11141 times)