Topic: Snipin's a Good Job, Mate (Read 21211 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #200 on:** May 21, 2009, 03:32:32 AM »

Quote from: McDohl on May 21, 2009, 02:40:28 AM

in b4 link hat for sniper

If they give him a Robin Hood had, you might just be able to pretend.

Doom · « **Reply #201 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:09:20 AM »

The popular logic seems to be Bow -> Rifle, Jarate -> SMG, and Shield -> Kukri.

So.. Bow, Jarate and Kukri for offensive sniper.

Rifle, Jarate, Shield for battlements sniper.

The Jarate is a stunning commentary on how terribly unpopular and terrible the SMG is.

Though I could see myself trying out Bow, SMG and Kukri in case I run out of arrows while kiting or want to try an Arrow-Q-SMG Clip sorta thing.

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Saturn · « **Reply #202 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:21:20 AM »

i'm still half expecting the SMG to get a buff

Brentai · « **Reply #203 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:38:01 AM »

The SMG sucks on purpose, though. The rationale is that if the Sniper ever has anybody that close to him, he's pretty much fucked. The Jarate, as awesome/stupid as it is, probably won't do much to change that, either, other than making the dead Sniper feel like he managed to do more in his last moments than fart in the enemy's general direction.

Mongrel · « **Reply #204 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:42:48 AM »

Quote from: Brentai on May 21, 2009, 10:38:01 AM

The SMG sucks on purpose, though. The rationale is that if the Sniper ever has anybody that close to him, he's pretty much fucked. The Jarate, as awesome/stupid as it is, probably won't do much to change that, either, other than making the dead Sniper feel like he managed to do more in his last moments than fart in the enemy's general direction.

Yeah, but the SMG is frustrating in how it sucks. You might as well be spitting on enemies with the ineffectual spray from that thing. Something like the revolver would have been a better choice, especially given the fact that the class craves accuracy.

Everytime I see the SMG, I wish it was a Mauser instead. Geo knows what I'm talking about.

Brentai · « **Reply #205 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:46:07 AM »

Actually I was killing a bunch of people (mostly Spies, but a few Pyros) with the SMG on Egypt last night. They were suitably surprised and pissed.

MadMAxJr · « **Reply #206 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:51:12 AM »

Jarate should render the sandvich inedible.

Mongrel · « **Reply #207 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:53:31 AM »

Quote from: MadMAxJr on May 21, 2009, 10:51:12 AM

Jarate should render the sandvich inedible.

God knows what it'd do to Bonk!.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #208 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:03:22 AM »

I think I'm moving past Denial and into Acceptance. In a few hours I am going to become a person who owns a game where you can throw pee. I need to go reevaluate my life, try to figure out where I went wrong.

MadMAxJr · « **Reply #209 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:11:43 AM »

You clearly never played Postal 2, it took the jar out of the equation for you.

Saturn · « **Reply #210 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:12:24 AM »

if it makes you feel better you could always install a skin that changes it to something else nasty

like boogers or old mayonnaise

King Klown · « **Reply #211 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:12:38 AM »

Clearly you never played Southpark, where yellow snowballs were a choice weapon.

Koah · « **Reply #212 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:18:12 AM »

Quote from: Bongo Bill on May 21, 2009, 11:03:22 AM

I think I'm moving past Denial and into Acceptance. In a few hours I am going to become a person who owns a game where you can throw pee. I will think about Jarate at my wedding - at my high school reunion - witnessing the birth of my beautiful child - Jarate will haunt my every waking moment for the REST OF MY LIFE.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #213 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:38:09 AM »

I have been forced to accept a terrifying new existence where dignity does not exist.

Zach · « **Reply #214 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:49:13 AM »

Quote from: Saturn on May 21, 2009, 11:12:24 AM

or old mayonnaise

I eagerly await the Vegemite skin.

Detonator · « **Reply #215 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:57:36 AM »

Bill could never respect a dirty game like Okami.

Kazz · « **Reply #216 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:05:28 PM »

What's that indie game about the crying asian man who can't stop peeing while he shoots people?

A² · « **Reply #217 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:06:06 PM »

Brentai · « **Reply #218 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:06:43 PM »

Quote from: Kazz on May 21, 2009, 12:05:28 PM

What's that indie game about the crying asian man who can't stop peeing while he shoots people?

I'm OK, by Jack Thompson.

Romosome · « **Reply #219 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:32:24 PM »

you could just make a mod where he throws his pot of decaf instead

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