Topic: Your Job: The Movie (Read 177962 times)

McDohl · « **Reply #1820 on:** August 29, 2011, 09:56:42 AM »

look for work

Mothra · « **Reply #1821 on:** August 29, 2011, 09:58:02 AM »

Employment is a chump's game!

McDohl · « **Reply #1822 on:** August 29, 2011, 10:00:30 AM »

YOU'RE a chump's game.

A² · « **Reply #1823 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:23:49 AM »

Make a dinosaurs theme porno

Lottel · « **Reply #1824 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:00:34 PM »

Work on making a video game!
THEN you're making a game and you don't have to tell people you're unemployed. You'd be self-employed.

R^2 · « **Reply #1825 on:** August 29, 2011, 05:52:01 PM »

Get up at six. Work by eight. Work until four-thirty. Go directly to class. Work until 8:30. Come home, wash/dry/iron my one work uniform. Tomorrow, do it all AGAIN BUT HARDER.

Also when I got home my mother was watching Hell's Kitchen or whatever it is because what I really need right now is to hear a stressed-out chef yelling at people.

R^2 · « **Reply #1826 on:** September 01, 2011, 04:03:01 PM »

So first I was like
Rainbow Dash - gonna be awesome

And then I was like
Fluttershy - you're going to love me!

And then they were like
Applejack - hmmmm, nah

A² · « **Reply #1827 on:** September 01, 2011, 04:06:53 PM »

PLEASE tell me that does not mean what I think it means.

Lottel · « **Reply #1828 on:** September 01, 2011, 04:10:34 PM »

That R^2 is a major brony?

Brentai · « **Reply #1829 on:** September 01, 2011, 04:56:17 PM »

More like a poorny!

A² · « **Reply #1830 on:** September 01, 2011, 05:17:48 PM »

I meant more "Please tell me he is still employed"

R^2 · « **Reply #1831 on:** September 01, 2011, 05:44:24 PM »

Quote from: Lottel on September 01, 2011, 04:10:34 PM

That R^2 is a major brony?

Actually no!

Quote from: Demosprite on September 01, 2011, 05:17:48 PM

I meant more "Please tell me he is still employed"

Actually yes!

But I got demoted. I'm slumming in a dishpit. Again.

Thad · « **Reply #1832 on:** September 07, 2011, 12:14:21 PM »

Yay, I finally got a key to the room I work in!

Now I don't have to prop the door and let all the riffraff in!

Silversong · « **Reply #1833 on:** September 07, 2011, 03:53:04 PM »

I started my new job. It's going pretty well, except I'm not sure if they like the ochaken plushies I put on my desk and I can't ever listen to music.

R^2 · « **Reply #1834 on:** September 07, 2011, 06:58:04 PM »

I got a call this morning at 7:20, from work, to talk about "my schedule". Only I wasn't home to take the call because my schedule is that I go in at 8:00 every day.

Nobody mentioned anything about it to me at work, but maybe it was "Hey we hired a new guy will you be able to show him around" since they hired a new guy and I had to show him around.

Still... weird.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1835 on:** September 07, 2011, 07:03:39 PM »

Given your history, I am pretty sure that every single person in this board is envisioning similarly awful scenarios.

:/

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1836 on:** September 07, 2011, 08:13:20 PM »

Tonight at work, we caught a cop stealing. A Mexican cop, whose American boyfriend is also a cop.

Also, we had a guy escape from us(although we weren't really pursuing him, we just wanted to see where he was going) by diving into the retaining pond that holds all the runoff rainwater. If it works for Solid Snake...

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1837 on:** September 08, 2011, 05:56:16 AM »

GUYS

CANADIANS ARE COMING TO VISIT MY WORK TODAY

WHAT DO I DOOOOOO

Büge · « **Reply #1838 on:** September 08, 2011, 06:48:24 AM »

Easy, just be polite, don't mention Stephen Harper, and you should be fine. If things look bad, start distributing donuts and mention how great their beer is.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1839 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:52:40 AM »

street hockey in the parking lot

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