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Author Topic: Your Job: The Movie  (Read 177964 times)

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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1980 on: February 15, 2012, 04:55:40 PM »

Honestly Niku, I wish you'd made something up.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1981 on: February 15, 2012, 05:54:31 PM »

i am trapped in the middle of the most unprofessionally ridiculous high school level bullshit i have ever been a part of

again, i have worked at two comic shops

You work at whole foods, I don't think I've ever met anyone more juvenile and drama obsessed than your average hipster.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1982 on: February 15, 2012, 06:14:11 PM »

well this is between 50+ year old women so

actually

how do i get out of this without sounding incredibly sexist someone help
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1983 on: February 15, 2012, 06:36:56 PM »

50 year old women are fuckin gossips dawg it's not a secret
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1984 on: February 15, 2012, 07:06:42 PM »

So hey my boss is taking me to Disneyland next month
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1985 on: February 15, 2012, 07:59:38 PM »

...
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Are you their child, close relative, or love interest?
Why?
Is there some sort of procon there?

EDIT:
It occurred to me that procon is something I just made up because I've been watching too much anime and I'm in a fucking delirium. Professional Convention.

EDIT EDIT:
Unfortunately, I am not talking about Delirium beer here.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1986 on: February 15, 2012, 08:39:16 PM »

Nah, he's just a cool guy.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1987 on: February 15, 2012, 10:49:36 PM »

WARNING! WARNING! DANGER! DANGER!
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1988 on: February 15, 2012, 11:26:33 PM »

I think Ted can take care of himself. His boss just wants to be loved.... in the butt.... I may be drunk.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1989 on: February 17, 2012, 04:00:48 PM »

The sous of the restaurant I'm in now "strongly" recommended me for a "leading position in the prep area" of a restaurant in Denver near where I'm moving. Which may mean I can transfer over instead of looking for a new job for six to eight months, but uh

Why am I not leading in prep here?
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1990 on: February 17, 2012, 04:26:05 PM »

Nepotism would be my first guess.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1991 on: February 17, 2012, 04:50:55 PM »

He doesn't want you taking his job.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1992 on: February 17, 2012, 07:01:01 PM »

Because you make everyone else look bad.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1993 on: February 20, 2012, 06:37:50 PM »

Only notes on a case submitted today: "Black guy with a white guys name".

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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1994 on: February 21, 2012, 02:56:48 PM »

The only co-worker who isn't technically my boss is the bossiest, rudest person to me. She finds like a dozen things a day to tell me I've done wrong, and if I'm not doing enough things wrong she does things like criticize which size paper clip I chose to use. Seriously.
At first it was just obnoxious but now that we're getting into busy season and she's there every day it's ramping up to full-scale misery and she's ruining my entire week. :(
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1995 on: February 21, 2012, 03:45:29 PM »

Paperclips: serious business.

I think there are a great many jobs that would be great if not for the people.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1996 on: February 21, 2012, 03:54:43 PM »

Does she also hate on No. 2 pencils?
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1997 on: February 21, 2012, 05:53:16 PM »

Maybe she's just really enthusiastic about stationery.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1998 on: February 21, 2012, 06:37:18 PM »

Does she also hate on No. 2 pencils?

Man I will cut a bitch for hating on pencils
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #1999 on: February 21, 2012, 06:57:38 PM »

You'd better not use a very long blade then, because the pen is mightier than the sword.
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