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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2300 on: August 29, 2012, 12:43:58 PM »

I saw a bunch of people who forgot about the WEIRD HAPPENINGS thread today.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2301 on: August 29, 2012, 01:01:40 PM »

Let's put the crown on this day:

Drivers who also were never told about the bathroom start coming back, trying to use the power washer.

Now I can pee and wash my hands IN the pile of human filth that will slowly be seeping through the doorway into the carpet any minute now.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2302 on: August 29, 2012, 01:13:59 PM »

All I can think of is Rush Limbaugh with his face pressed up against the glass.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2303 on: August 30, 2012, 05:16:37 AM »

Welp, guess I'm not getting paid today! Hope I get paid tomorrow, but who knows, what with it being a holiday weekend and all.

I really need a new contracting agency.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2304 on: August 30, 2012, 02:02:09 PM »

Uh oh, my coworkers just discovered Nyan Cat.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2305 on: August 31, 2012, 10:59:33 AM »

Who he fuck calls a two-hour meeting at the very end of the day on a Friday before a three-day weekend?

Oh right, the guy I trained.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2306 on: August 31, 2012, 11:13:25 AM »

Obviously he's no trying to strike you down and become the master. You'll need to find a nice ledge somewhere before that can happen.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2307 on: September 05, 2012, 06:41:39 AM »

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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2308 on: September 05, 2012, 08:15:04 AM »

Hours got cut pretty much store wide at almost the same time I got put back onto morning shifts.

Which means I'm getting home around 9AM most days.  This is such a double-edged sword.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2309 on: September 08, 2012, 08:14:53 AM »

Today's episode of "The guys at work discover an internet meme from several years ago" features:

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2310 on: September 09, 2012, 04:47:23 AM »

I work with a guy who smells so strongly of cat pee that when he approaches me I instantly get a headache. The smell lingers in the air, thick and acrid and inescapable. It is really, profoundly awful.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2311 on: September 09, 2012, 05:46:05 AM »

Have a bottle of Febreeze on hand. When you smell him coming, make like you're freshening up your work area, then spritz him a couple of times "by accident."
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2312 on: September 09, 2012, 05:48:08 AM »

Shinra, I'd actually say if it's that bad and headaches are induced, say something to HR. It's their job to have unpleasant conversations with people.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2313 on: September 09, 2012, 05:51:49 AM »

Shinra, I'd actually say if it's that bad and headaches are induced, say something to HR. It's their job to have unpleasant conversations with people.

The guy is on another helpdesk so I deal with him pretty infrequently (probably once every six weeks) and he's been around for a while. (like, ten years) I've noticed that nobody sits by him, so I suspect they're aware of the problem but can't get rid of him because of seniority, or just consider the stinkiness part of the price of having an experienced employee.

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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2314 on: September 09, 2012, 06:40:50 AM »

Soooo... he smells like ammonia?
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2315 on: September 09, 2012, 06:44:30 AM »

Soooo... he smells like ammonia?

Yeah, but a uriney kind of ammonia. It's distinct cat pee.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2316 on: September 09, 2012, 07:51:53 AM »

Today's episode of "The guys at work discover an internet meme from several years ago" features:

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

Hey, of all the ones that they could have picked, this is probably one of the better results.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2317 on: September 09, 2012, 08:30:07 AM »

This is true!

The previous episode was the 10-hour loop pf the pikachu song.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2318 on: September 09, 2012, 02:58:46 PM »

Oh god, they found nyancat.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2319 on: September 09, 2012, 03:22:00 PM »

Uh oh, my coworkers just discovered Nyan Cat.
Oh god, they found nyancat.

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