Topic: Your Job: The Movie (Read 177986 times)

Classic · « **Reply #2300 on:** August 29, 2012, 12:43:58 PM »

I saw a bunch of people who forgot about the WEIRD HAPPENINGS thread today.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2301 on:** August 29, 2012, 01:01:40 PM »

Let's put the crown on this day:

Drivers who also were never told about the bathroom start coming back, trying to use the power washer.

Now I can pee and wash my hands IN the pile of human filth that will slowly be seeping through the doorway into the carpet any minute now.

Brentai · « **Reply #2302 on:** August 29, 2012, 01:13:59 PM »

All I can think of is Rush Limbaugh with his face pressed up against the glass.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2303 on:** August 30, 2012, 05:16:37 AM »

Welp, guess I'm not getting paid today! Hope I get paid tomorrow, but who knows, what with it being a holiday weekend and all.

I really need a new contracting agency.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2304 on:** August 30, 2012, 02:02:09 PM »

Uh oh, my coworkers just discovered Nyan Cat.

Brentai · « **Reply #2305 on:** August 31, 2012, 10:59:33 AM »

Who he fuck calls a two-hour meeting at the very end of the day on a Friday before a three-day weekend?

Oh right, the guy I trained.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2306 on:** August 31, 2012, 11:13:25 AM »

Obviously he's no trying to strike you down and become the master. You'll need to find a nice ledge somewhere before that can happen.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #2307 on:** September 05, 2012, 06:41:39 AM »

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My e-mail address will not send, please see if there is something that can be done with the domain isp.

It's gonna' be a good day.

Niku · « **Reply #2308 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:15:04 AM »

Hours got cut pretty much store wide at almost the same time I got put back onto morning shifts.

Which means I'm getting home around 9AM most days. This is such a double-edged sword.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2309 on:** September 08, 2012, 08:14:53 AM »

Today's episode of "The guys at work discover an internet meme from several years ago" features:

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

Shinra · « **Reply #2310 on:** September 09, 2012, 04:47:23 AM »

I work with a guy who smells so strongly of cat pee that when he approaches me I instantly get a headache. The smell lingers in the air, thick and acrid and inescapable. It is really, profoundly awful.

Büge · « **Reply #2311 on:** September 09, 2012, 05:46:05 AM »

Have a bottle of Febreeze on hand. When you smell him coming, make like you're freshening up your work area, then spritz him a couple of times "by accident."

Silversong · « **Reply #2312 on:** September 09, 2012, 05:48:08 AM »

Shinra, I'd actually say if it's that bad and headaches are induced, say something to HR. It's their job to have unpleasant conversations with people.

Shinra · « **Reply #2313 on:** September 09, 2012, 05:51:49 AM »

Quote from: Silversong on September 09, 2012, 05:48:08 AM

Shinra, I'd actually say if it's that bad and headaches are induced, say something to HR. It's their job to have unpleasant conversations with people.

The guy is on another helpdesk so I deal with him pretty infrequently (probably once every six weeks) and he's been around for a while. (like, ten years) I've noticed that nobody sits by him, so I suspect they're aware of the problem but can't get rid of him because of seniority, or just consider the stinkiness part of the price of having an experienced employee.