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Author Topic: Your Job: The Movie  (Read 177824 times)

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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #360 on: June 06, 2009, 10:39:20 PM »

 :OoO: But, but, it turned out to be love.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #361 on: June 06, 2009, 10:40:55 PM »

No it turned out to be Milla Jovovich's vagina.

so did resident evil.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #362 on: June 06, 2009, 10:45:26 PM »

Everything is Milla Jovovich's vagina.

And David Bowie's cock.

At the same time.

The whole universe is basically David Bowie's genitals inside Milla Jovovich's.

I'm going to go get some more rum.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #363 on: June 07, 2009, 08:42:29 AM »

The only reason I know Milla Jovovich's name is because, a long time ago, I ran around finding the names of celebrities I thought were hot so that I could find naked pictures of them, and she was one of those celebrities.

Nowadays I am constantly bombarded with nudity, and I find out the names of celebrities I think are hot so that I can find pictures of them with their clothes on.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #364 on: June 07, 2009, 09:45:43 AM »

YOU HAVE PASSED THE THRESHOLD INTO BECOMING A MAN OF TASTE AND CHARACTER
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #365 on: June 07, 2009, 10:06:13 AM »

in b4 a picture of kazz's ass
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #366 on: June 07, 2009, 05:46:47 PM »

YOU HAVE PASSED THE THRESHOLD INTO BECOMING A MAN OF TASTE AND CHARACTER

Hope you guessed his name
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #367 on: June 07, 2009, 05:52:27 PM »

Ifnkvohgroghprm.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #368 on: June 07, 2009, 07:24:14 PM »

YOU HAVE PASSED THE THRESHOLD INTO BECOMING A MAN OF TASTE AND CHARACTER

Hope you guessed his name

Hoo! Hoo!

Hoo! Hoo!
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #369 on: June 08, 2009, 09:01:45 PM »



Sometimes people rent one of our theater screens out for private events.   ::(:
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #370 on: June 08, 2009, 09:02:41 PM »

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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #371 on: June 10, 2009, 04:24:09 AM »

I go in to work this morning, and learn more about how the day's meetings with the HR people will go:

"Bring your badges, company credit cards, and all that stuff with you."

 ::(: ::(: ::(: :sadpanda:

My meeting's at 3:30.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #372 on: June 10, 2009, 05:12:44 AM »

This is why I always dread any kind of phone call from my places of employment.

They either want you to cover someone's shift or they're calling you in to fire you.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #373 on: June 10, 2009, 10:29:09 AM »

The bad part is that I knew it was coming, what with the program cancellation.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #374 on: June 10, 2009, 10:41:31 AM »

You get to keep the unfinished 'copter, right?
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #375 on: June 10, 2009, 10:58:34 AM »

If only.

It looks like our dream of Arc fastroping down to MAGFest with pyrotechnics and bare-chested women to do a face-melting guitar solo will never come to pass...

The dream is truly dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94mmKl2_vwc (skip to 4:35)
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #376 on: June 10, 2009, 12:08:03 PM »

Any word on a severance package?


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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #377 on: June 10, 2009, 03:56:53 PM »

I found out today that I'm not going to get paid for my last three weeks of work!  ::(:

I have a special veteran's only position where I'm able to do easy work for minimum wage (non-taxable), for a maximum of 25 hours per week. It's only available to veterans attending school, and our main priority is to do our homework and answer the phone and other simple office tasks if we're not busy with our schoolwork.

When I got the job, I was under the impression that I would not be able to work during the three weeks between the Spring semester and the Summer semester. However, as the Spring semester came to an end, my supervisor told me that I would be able to continue working and getting paid during the short vacation. She said that I just had to submit my new information and they would whip me up a new contract, which takes between one and three weeks, and I could just work in the meantime and send them my timesheet later. So of course I did this, and today the fucking main Veteran Affairs office finally responds to me and says that no, I cannot get paid.

I'm not extremely pissed about this - it's easy work and since I wasn't in school at the time, I spent most of the time surfing the internet - but my supervisor basically promised me this money and I need every cent I can get for my wedding in August. We were just talking about how close we are cutting it with our budget, and now we're basically $600 shorter than we were yesterday.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #378 on: June 10, 2009, 04:21:27 PM »

Verdict on my layoff:

I am officially on a "leave of absence" until August.

Until then, I get full pay and benefits as if I were still working, I just don't have to do anything.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #379 on: June 10, 2009, 04:29:08 PM »

is there an emoticon for "i hate you"
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