Topic: Your Job: The Movie (Read 177811 times)

SCD · « **Reply #440 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:27:28 PM »

...Uh, I learned how to stalk and ambush people through the use of swamps the other week and pulled it off on my own during a stalk and ambush competition (turns out the most logical route of advance isn't the one expected as people believe people are lazy)... Ended up freezing for the rest of the night and had to take off two leeches with salt..

MCE still wins..

by a longshot.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #441 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:40:09 PM »

We got new chairs last week that sit taller than our others so our admin assistant I mean secretary announced that she was going to order the short people footrests so they aren't uncomfortable.

She forgot to order me one.

I'm four fucking ten what the fuck I really think I'm just losing my mind sometimes

Classic · « **Reply #442 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:53:06 PM »

Maybe she did order you one, but didn't want to cop to ordering one that was too short to accommodate you! Shorty short short short. Short.

Also sorry to hear that your job has kinda been a great steaming pile lately.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #443 on:** September 22, 2009, 01:06:51 PM »

I just hate coming to work to do the same job as someone who says "we was" "you was" "where was y'all" and launches into the same questions regardless of how you answer "Was you watchin' America's Got Talent last night?"

To clarify.. the job isn't BAD, I just feel like I never know what the fuck is going on. Is this a sitcom, or what?

Büge · « **Reply #444 on:** September 22, 2009, 05:55:44 PM »

Could be. I used to live in one.

Classic · « **Reply #445 on:** September 22, 2009, 06:19:59 PM »

It could be worse; it could be a soap.

Brentai · « **Reply #446 on:** September 22, 2009, 07:23:47 PM »

Could always be both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSaNWYHmUvI

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #447 on:** September 23, 2009, 05:36:41 AM »

Hm... no, it's more like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5t_hKDfu7g

Shinra · « **Reply #448 on:** September 23, 2009, 08:28:56 AM »

I don't know how much of my network traffic is monitored and how much i can get away with saying about this job, but telecom is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, filled with rogues and mountebancs who are ready to pounce on each other, with daggers placed firmly in backs at a moment's notice. It kind of makes sense that these companies were all in the same family once, since they get along pretty much exactly like I did with my brother during my adolescense. And I don't mean the lovable innocent sibling rivalry, I mean the 'throw you down the stairs over a bowl of trix' sibling rivalry.

Mongrel · « **Reply #449 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:33:59 AM »

Quote from: Shinra on September 23, 2009, 08:28:56 AM

mountebancs

McDohl · « **Reply #450 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:11:25 PM »

I HAS A JOB.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McN3_4vdMGs
Now to move up to Washington state to beautiful Whidbey Island, where I'll be working on the Naval base there, fixing EA-18G Growlers!

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #451 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:14:43 PM »

Mongrel · « **Reply #452 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:31:39 PM »

So you did get it after all.

Büge · « **Reply #453 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:26:16 PM »

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #454 on:** September 25, 2009, 07:25:55 AM »

My CIA application was approved today. I wish it was as cool as it sounds!

Mongrel · « **Reply #455 on:** September 25, 2009, 07:28:20 AM »

Does CIA in this case stand for Central Intelligence Agency, or is there a punchline here?

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #456 on:** September 25, 2009, 07:31:33 AM »

I wish. But it's Certified Internal Auditor. At least it's an international certification!

But we'll see what people think when my business cards say Miss Cat Ears, CFE, CIA.

Classic · « **Reply #457 on:** September 25, 2009, 07:33:30 AM »

Aren't you a little short to be a storm auditor?

Mongrel · « **Reply #458 on:** September 25, 2009, 08:29:26 AM »

That's just her disguise.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #459 on:** September 26, 2009, 06:07:37 PM »

Today when we were closing the gas station I work at, a coworker and myself had to check diesel levels, and she got diesel all over my sweatshirt and her skirt and it smelled sooooooooooooo bad ;-;

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