Topic: Your Job: The Movie (Read 177805 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #520 on:** November 23, 2009, 07:36:29 PM »

Quote from: Norondor on November 23, 2009, 03:58:06 PM

Same deal with when i got hired recently. Why do HR people call so early? Don't they realize we're unemployed?

Starting to think they do that on purpose just to impress upon you the fact that yes, you are going to have to start keeping civilized hours now, so you'd better take the time to get used to it while you can.

Brentai · « **Reply #521 on:** November 25, 2009, 10:31:23 AM »

Boy I sure am glad to be done with that Knorpse business! Now to catch up on my slee-

RING RING HALP I BROKE MY SHIT AGAIN

I should have been expecting that. Why was I not expecting that.

Classic · « **Reply #522 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:33:57 PM »

I think its because you had a little bit of happiness there. Probably that is it.

Brentai · « **Reply #523 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:59:25 PM »

Oh good, it's reflective.

I am perfectly okay with that!

Cannon · « **Reply #524 on:** December 02, 2009, 07:33:11 PM »

Pizza Hut Delivery at Oakley Village. Can I help you?

Is your refrigerator running?

Come again?

Is your refrigerator running?

...Oh, ha, ha. I get it. Did you want to place an order?

No, I -

All right, then! Merry Christmas!

SWEAR AT THE GUY WHO PICKS UP

ACTUAL PRANKING IS TOO HARD

JDigital · « **Reply #525 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:42:28 AM »

Maybe he's a refridgerator repairman trying to drum up business. Christmas is tough and he has a lot of kids to provide for.

Brentai · « **Reply #526 on:** December 04, 2009, 06:54:21 PM »

I just got two form rejection letters for the position I just started.

That caps off my job search perfectly, I think.

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #527 on:** December 04, 2009, 06:56:20 PM »

Wait, what? So they hired you by mistake, or they rejected you by mistake? Sounds complicated.

Kayma · « **Reply #528 on:** December 04, 2009, 07:27:47 PM »

So if you're hired once, but rejected twice, does that roll back over to hired?

Mothra · « **Reply #529 on:** December 04, 2009, 07:30:04 PM »

Is this what happened to Milton?

King Klown · « **Reply #530 on:** December 04, 2009, 08:39:43 PM »

I believe it is.

Just skip the years of abuse and go straight to the burning of the building.

Store got flooded with warm bodies to train. Time to train the best cashiers in the world and do poorly myself again this year.

Brentai · « **Reply #531 on:** December 05, 2009, 06:01:44 AM »

Actually what I think happened is that they were writing to inform me that they had already hired somebody for the position.

A² · « **Reply #532 on:** December 05, 2009, 02:22:25 PM »

And they didn't realize that that person was you?

Büge · « **Reply #533 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:57:41 PM »

Time paradox?

Classic · « **Reply #534 on:** December 05, 2009, 10:26:20 PM »

So... brentai... does this mean we'll be seeing more Xenogroans the LP in the near future?

Also, do you maybe want a hug?

Brentai · « **Reply #535 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:35:50 AM »

Er, no, I definitely have a job. The system just autogenerated an email (or two) to inform me that the position was unavailable because the position had been filled by somebody, who is me.

Basically somebody forgot to flip a switch somewhere. These are the things that it is my job to fix!

Kayma · « **Reply #536 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:38:15 AM »

Stupid shadow Brentais, taking all the jobs from us real Brentais. Makes me sick.

Brentai · « **Reply #537 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:46:17 AM »

You're not a real Brentai.

Lottel · « **Reply #538 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:48:00 AM »

Am I a real Brentai?

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #539 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:51:21 AM »

I hate being a brentab

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