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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #820 on: April 20, 2010, 08:06:10 AM »

Add some doodles of astronauts getting eaten by dinosaurs and you'd be right.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #821 on: April 20, 2010, 08:08:11 AM »

Hell, while we're at it, paperclip sculptures and staple caltrops.

And if your work environment allows it, lots of toys.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #822 on: April 20, 2010, 08:08:20 AM »

*posts more inane drivel from work computer*
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #823 on: April 20, 2010, 08:23:46 AM »

Coworker: You know how sometimes you're walking with an umbrella and you get hit by lightning just a little bit?
Me: What.
Coworker: Oh. Well that happens to me a lot, it hurts, but this weekend it hurt even worse because I was holding my cat when it happened!
Me: What.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #824 on: April 20, 2010, 08:33:06 AM »

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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #825 on: April 20, 2010, 08:47:56 AM »

If you make your saving throw, you only get hit by lightning a little bit.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #826 on: April 20, 2010, 09:07:33 AM »

To some people, arc discharge is arc discharge.
I can forgive people for not remembering

but maybe I shouldn't.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #827 on: April 22, 2010, 09:11:02 AM »




I work in a castle
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #828 on: April 22, 2010, 10:48:04 AM »

Please tell me you talk like a scullery maid and curtsy to everyone.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #829 on: April 22, 2010, 11:00:25 AM »

I would if they ever let me out of the kitchen
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #830 on: April 23, 2010, 12:19:33 PM »

Today's the day.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #831 on: April 23, 2010, 04:56:26 PM »

Godspeed, you man among men, you.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #832 on: April 23, 2010, 05:03:51 PM »

Today's the day.


I will be playing as many 80s montage musics as I can in your honor, Lottel.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #833 on: April 23, 2010, 09:20:30 PM »

Well, tonight was the second busiest night in store history. The boss had grabbed a waitress from the place next door (sister restaurant) to help with rush anyway. I did all of my tables and helped with hers, bussed both of ours, kept everyone fed and liquored up, and made sure everyone was happy. Even running out of sauce and plates, everyone was happy.
I did damn good.
Tomorrow night? I told him I didn't want the other server. It'll be just me. He said after a show like tonight, he wasn't going to ask her back anyway. He knows I've got it tomorrow night.
There is no emoticon smug enough.
 
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #834 on: April 23, 2010, 11:47:41 PM »

Well, tonight was the second busiest night in store history.

...everyone was happy.

And at the end of the night, that's what matters.  You got this locked. :perfect:
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #835 on: April 24, 2010, 06:57:49 AM »

There is no :hi5: big or animated enough.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #836 on: April 24, 2010, 11:34:47 AM »

DAY TWO: START!
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #837 on: April 24, 2010, 12:02:22 PM »

FINISH THEM!
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #838 on: April 24, 2010, 08:44:52 PM »

Only server (Well, a chick came and took a table, but whatever). Everyone was happy.  Made $80 some in credit card tips alone. 
Tomorrow night will be a snap. I bet the boss I can wait the whole dining room and help cook outside of rush. $25 is on the line. He already said the girls' hours are docked.
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Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #839 on: April 24, 2010, 09:46:43 PM »

 :victory:
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