Alright, with all that's been going on this week, I've slept maybe six hours in the last 3 days, give or take an hour or so.
This morning, I still awake, call my boss at noon. I get the new guy at work.
"Hey. Can I talk to Jerry?"
"You come in at 3."
"I know. Can I talk to Jerry, though?"
"You aren't sick. See you at 3."
I wasn't going to call in sick. I was calling to see if and/or when they needed me. Turns out, I only had one table tonight. At 7. And I was the only one who could do it. It was over 100 people. (Total headcount at the end of the night, 104 and a half [toddler]) And yes, I did the whole party by myself, thank you for asking. Everyone left happy, full, and liquoured up without having to wait more than 5 minutes between beers/wine glasses/shots. Total at the end of the night was $668. Without the beer. The beer total was $838. I got tips on every person who ordered beer. Plus a nice 20% gratuity...
I paid one of the other guys to clean up after me. Then went out on the town with a good friend.
Tomorrow is a 150 party. And sunday is another 100 party. This may kill me, but damn, if I pull it off...