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[Mothra]

Got promoted the other day from lesson-testing-guy to author! Now I actually get to build these things instead of just fixing 'em!

I will post a video of my first lesson later. It is entitled Wasps: Zero Percent Mercy.

Wasps: Zero Percent Mercy

[Lottel]

Can this PLEASE be followed by Moths: Fuck yeah

[Classic]

How about Moths: What's so Great About Them?

With optional additional subtitle:
Really, I don't get the appeal.
Lottel should explain why I should give two shits be excited about moths.

EDIT:
Sorry, I'm in such a habit of being a complete asshat at all times I was accidentally an asshat to lottel! Worse, lottel, to my memory, has done me no wrong! Please forgive me Mr. Lottel!

[Brentai]

Perhaps you should try a different tactic.  Might I recommend shutting up, Classic?

[Classic]

To Brent, admitting fault and making an apology, as inelegant as it might be, is comparable to being an asshat.
How enlightening.

How about, instead, you let lottel be offended on his own behalf. He's a cool dude. He's not going to lose his shit because I don't get why he likes moths.

[Norondor]

the finest video of our time

i would like to give you one thousand high-fives for this

[Mothra]

Gentlemen please!

Can we not put our differences aside for but a moment and fear these abyssal pitspawn as one??

[Büge]

Wow, Kabbage. Apart from some spelling errors, that was a very compelling video. You're like a latter-day Jacques Cousteau!

[Classic]

My only concern is that it may be too awesome for mainstream consumption. Surely this is proof-of-concept re: awesomeness of The Kabbage?

[Mothra]

My only concern is that it may be too awesome for mainstream consumption. Surely this is proof-of-concept re: awesomeness of The Kabbage?

It was sort of a test run project so I could show that I could put together and script one of these things right before they gave me THE KEYS TO BEING THE PRESIDENT OF TEACHING

Wow, Kabbage. Apart from some spelling errors, that was a very compelling video. You're like a latter-day Jacques Cousteau!

I KNOW

[Mothra]

also how sick is that INTRO STING

That's an industry term folks a musical introductory STING

In essence you are " ' stung (in as such as a wasp might if agitated) ' " by the intro and thus " ' under attack ' " by LEARNING

[Classic]

The emotions did run so high as to make me sick, yes.
Thank you for explaining the awesome joke. I totally did not get it.

It's probably outside of your budget to get a human to read the narration instead of using Microsoft Sam/Mike/Whoever that was, huh?

[Mongrel]

Oscar winner.

All categories.

Oscar's jersey is also retired.

[Smiler]

This would appear to be the sin of wanting to build your kid a tree fort without a torrid swarm of unholy fiendspawn perpetuation a long, bitter, territorial war of attrition.

[ObliviousObi]

It's probably outside of your budget to get a human to read the narration instead of using Microsoft Sam/Mike/Whoever that was, huh?

I think the computer voice makes it hilariously awesome. Although you should see if you can get Sharkey to narrate it.

[Royal☭]

Finally, someone with the cajones to speak out against without fear of the power Pro-Wasp lobby.

[Mongrel]

It's probably outside of your budget to get a human to read the narration instead of using Microsoft Sam/Mike/Whoever that was, huh?

I think the computer voice makes it hilariously awesome. Although you should see if you can get Sharkey to narrate it.

...!

I think we just discovered Sharkey's new career.

[ObliviousObi]

...!

I think we just discovered Sharkey's new career.

Quick, someone lure him in with booze!

[Shinra]

Finally, someone with the cajones to speak out against without fear of the power Pro-Wasp lobby.

The thing with the pro-wasp lobby is, they're not very big, and they don't have a lot of money, but those motherfuckers will sting your shit in the worst places. Like your ear, or on your eyelid.

[A²]

Armpit.