I also got a job offer this weekend! Technically, it was on Friday, but whatevs.
I did two phone interviews in between helping some other soldiers put up tents, unload cots, and move tables in the rain, so when the first manager asked me how I was doing, I responded, "Well, I'm standing in a field, soaking wet and covered in mud, but other than that, I'm pretty good." The rest of the interview went just as well as you'd expect.
I did the second interview right afterward(she literally just handed the phone to the other manager), and I rocked that one too! The second manager told me they would be making a decision soon, and would be making calls later that day.
15 minutes later, she called me and said, "I'm tired of being nice, so I'm just going to ask you. Do you want the job?"
So, I'll be working for Walmart again(boo), catching shoplifters again(yay), a job I am surprisingly great at, making decent pay(not sure about an exact figure, but last time I started at 11.50 an hour) and working with three people with whom I get along amazingly.
On the other job front, I spent the rest of the weekend trying to juggle getting a battalion's worth of soldiers to fill out their paperwork properly, trying to get my own paperwork done, then doing about four hours of drunkenly umpiring a softball game(including a very strange attempt at intimidation from the First Sergeant/pitcher for the rival team, in which he informed me that he could pitch a softball 10 feet high), five or so hours of sleep in a hot, humid building shared by about 200 other soldiers, eating a nasty breakfast, powering through a hangover to finish doing my own paperwork/getting others' paperwork fixed, and finally, once everything was done, being told by my own sleep-deprived First Sergeant that I had done an amazing job, and that she was going to put me in for an award. Also, I found out that I qualify for 5 years of free health care through the VA. Oh, and I might be making Sergeant soon, assuming my packet didn't fall through the cracks; I'll know more about that later this week.
tl;dr: Best/worst weekend ever.