No it means to call some sack of shit who's going to spend half an hour trying to bullshit me horribly.
"No I can't send you proof of my address in 2006, because I never paid bills, lost my wallet on 2001 and never replaced the ID, moved constantly, never paid taxes, and never had a bank account... even though I already said I worked and also used government assisstance. [Plus a half-hour of cursing.]"
That was literally the last guy's defence.
Like fine buddy, lie your shitty shitty lies. Waste my time. Swear yourself blue. But I sure wouldn't expect me to actually, you know, do anything.
Okay sure, we all get these deadbeat retards often enough here. They call in trying to pretend they didn't run up that $2000 account after paying for it for five years out of their own bank account or whatever the hell. They're the shit you wade through while trying to get real work done and help legitimate victims of real fraud. After they bitch and moan for however long they always get the same line in the end: We need some actual shred of proof before we're gonna do anything.
But I'm getting tired of "Oh this guy only speaks French" turning into "Here you do this" fast, because I'm starting to get an instinctive fear reaction to those requests. I can't tell people to fuck off either, because taking those is actually in my job description.
I mean, they're easy calls, because like good little petty bureaucrats we have all the power and as long as you remember that there's no reason to flip your shit. But that doesn't mean I enjoy humouring these worthless assholes for a half-hour or an hour at a time.
EDIT: So many spelling mistakes. X___x
