Brontoforumus Archive

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:


This board has been fossilized.
You are reading an archive of Brontoforumus, a.k.a. The Worst Forums Ever, from 2008 to early 2014.  Registration and posting (for most members) has been disabled here to discourage spambots from taking over.  Old members can still log in to view boards, PMs, etc.

The new message board is at http://brontoforum.us.

Author Topic: Your Job: The Movie  (Read 178040 times)

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

Shinra

  • Big Juicy Winners
  • Tested
  • Karma: 34
  • Posts: 3269
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2240 on: July 28, 2012, 08:04:07 PM »

Not likely. My boss actually likes me. Apparently people were complaining that I was throwing a fit.

I wasn't throwing a fucking fit! The literal extent of my 'fit' was asking all the people who were there if they'd borrowed it or knew anyone who did.
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2241 on: July 28, 2012, 08:19:48 PM »

Odds the person who stole it reported you are...
Logged

Lottel

  • You know that's right
  • Tested
  • Karma: 81
  • Posts: 3723
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2242 on: July 29, 2012, 01:48:13 AM »

My boss hates me, I've been threatened to be fired at least thrice a day since she's started, my computer won't read my harddrive anymore, and I'm being investigated for credit card fraud.

It's been a stellar day and a half.
Logged

R^2

  • Not in the game.
  • Tested
  • Karma: -61931
  • Posts: 5164
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2243 on: July 29, 2012, 07:06:55 AM »

Mods, Shinra's throwing a fit. Would one of you tell him to cut it out?
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2244 on: July 29, 2012, 07:09:42 AM »

Wait... credit card fraud? WTF?
Logged

Niku

  • MEAT
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65350
  • Posts: 6705
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2245 on: July 29, 2012, 07:15:48 AM »

Shinra       fit

FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN THOSE TWO WORDS IN A SENTENCE TOGETHER HEH :smug:
Logged
i'm a blog now, blogs are cool: a fantastic machine made of meat

Büge

  • won't give you fleaz
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65304
  • Posts: 10062
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2246 on: July 29, 2012, 07:41:49 AM »

I wasn't throwing a fucking fit! The literal extent of my 'fit' was asking all the people who were there if they'd borrowed it or knew anyone who did.

Logged

Shinra

  • Big Juicy Winners
  • Tested
  • Karma: 34
  • Posts: 3269
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2247 on: July 29, 2012, 09:53:19 AM »

I wasn't throwing a fucking fit! The literal extent of my 'fit' was asking all the people who were there if they'd borrowed it or knew anyone who did.



This was basically it with less nice stapler and more chewed up usb cable my cats ate
Logged

Shinra

  • Big Juicy Winners
  • Tested
  • Karma: 34
  • Posts: 3269
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2248 on: July 30, 2012, 02:57:27 AM »

it's monday!  :whoops:

Them: "Hi, I'm locked out of my account"

(verify the caller, unlock the account)

Them: "Is there anything that could have caused this?"
Me: "Well, did you change your password recently?"
Them: "No."
Me: "Have you been locked out recently?"
Them: "No.'
Me: "Well, is it possible you had capslock on, or typo'd the password?"
Them: "No, that's impossible."

:bam:



edit: another one

Them: "When I launch my token, I get a Critical Error"
Me: "Alright, have you tried restarting your computer?"
Them, incredulous and offended - a tone that says 'you are condescending to me': "...No"

 :rage:

:| lady, i am not trying to waste your time, reboots literally fix 30% of my callers' issues every day

it fixed the fucking problem by the god damn way, and they were rude all the way to the end of the fucking call
Logged

Lottel

  • You know that's right
  • Tested
  • Karma: 81
  • Posts: 3723
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2249 on: July 30, 2012, 12:22:51 PM »

"Yeah, even I've heard they want  to fire you but can't. Which is bullshit. You do your job great. They just don't like you."
Every coworker. Literally every person I work with says this.
Logged

Beat Bandit

  • be entranced by my sexy rhythm
  • High-Bullshit
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65418
  • Posts: 4293
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2250 on: July 30, 2012, 12:27:24 PM »

In any other story, this is what happens when you do sleep with your boss.
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2251 on: July 30, 2012, 12:40:55 PM »

I just want to know how anyone could dislike Lottel SO INTENSELY.

I mean, if it was a guy complaining about the competition, sure, I could see that.
Logged

R^2

  • Not in the game.
  • Tested
  • Karma: -61931
  • Posts: 5164
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2252 on: July 30, 2012, 12:59:19 PM »

Maybe she doesn't like gut-wrenching puns.

Lottel: Collect documentation and evidence. A "forced quit" is where they can't fire you but make your job so miserable you quit. It's illegal, and you can at least pull unemployment after a forced quit if you don't actually press charges.
Logged

Lottel

  • You know that's right
  • Tested
  • Karma: 81
  • Posts: 3723
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2253 on: July 30, 2012, 02:13:23 PM »

I've been taking pictures of the unreasonable lists of my duties as well as before and after pictures of the areas I clean.

The problem is they don't have a good reason to fire me. And I won't give them one.
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2254 on: August 01, 2012, 09:31:17 AM »

"So this log says it started at 18:16:16 on Tue Jul 31.  Sounds like the one you're looking for, right?"
"No, I started it around 6:16 last night."

:fail:
Logged

McDohl

  • Pika-boo
  • Tested
  • Karma: 27
  • Posts: 4379
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2255 on: August 01, 2012, 10:06:33 AM »

To be fair, not everybody operates on a 24 hour clock.
Logged

Thad

  • Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65394
  • Posts: 12111
    • View Profile
    • corporate-sellout.com
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2256 on: August 01, 2012, 10:14:43 AM »

Yesbut the conversion consists of adding 12 to a number.
Logged

McDohl

  • Pika-boo
  • Tested
  • Karma: 27
  • Posts: 4379
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2257 on: August 01, 2012, 10:20:52 AM »

That's askin' too much.

(I still operate on the 24 hour clock, 4 years after getting out.
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2258 on: August 01, 2012, 10:29:45 AM »

That's askin' too much.

(I still operate on the 24 hour clock, 4 years after getting out.

EUROPEAN SPOTTED.
Logged

Joxam

  • The Transformizzle
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65493
  • Posts: 2188
    • View Profile
    • Shadowrun
Re: Your Job: The Movie
« Reply #2259 on: August 01, 2012, 10:38:16 AM »

I use a 24 hour clock because... I don't actually know why I do. I was never forced to. Probably has something to do with a digital watch not being set for 12 hour clock at some point in my childhood :D
Logged