Oh lovely.
So I need to ask for Thursday off to go a Funeral. Now, I don't mind that I have to use vacation time, because this person wasn't family, but could at least let me request that damn time?
I'm supposed to request time off using an arcane worksheet in our online hour logging system. Only... the button that creates the time off request sheet isn't there. I looked it up in the help, and in the training module, in case I missed it like a dumbass, and even called over another employee to look in case I was missing something blindingly obvious. No dice. It really isn't there.
So I emailed my mananger - even included a screenshot. She just ignores my email for hours. Eventually I poke her back asking if she still needs my request. She sends the cheery reply "Employees must filled out the form and it needs to be approved before time off is taken.". I was touched by her simple compassion.
So I tell the miserable cunt to read my earlier email, where I already (politely) explained that the DAMN THING DON'T WORK. Her subsequent reply is to forward my email to another employee, saying "Hi Xxxxxx,
Could you show Matt how to complete a time off request in EZ Labor; I don’t use that part of the application so I can’t help Matt."
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Where's that animated .gif of Phoenix Wright Smashing his head into a wall when you really need it?