Topic: Talkin' About Sharkey (Read 36500 times)

TA · « **Reply #140 on:** October 09, 2010, 01:20:10 PM »

Depends. If this could turn into a Kane & Lynch thing, then it might be a good way to self-publicize. If this is a "being a dick to your boss gets you fired" situation, less so.

Brentai · « **Reply #141 on:** October 09, 2010, 01:49:06 PM »

The problem is that having game journalism experience makes him overqualified for game journalism.

Rico · « **Reply #142 on:** October 09, 2010, 02:16:14 PM »

You can be overqualified to rate on an 8-10 scale?

Classic · « **Reply #143 on:** October 09, 2010, 03:44:24 PM »

Looks like someone is underqualified!

I guess the only thing a games journalist needs is a willingness to perform sexual favors for the people who might give him "extra info". Or I guess just wet himself with excitement over every game.

Niku · « **Reply #144 on:** October 09, 2010, 03:46:57 PM »

with sharkey's built up cache and sticktuitiveness now on the free market, we can finally start our OWN gaming website! with blackjack and hookers!

Actually that really super blows, but you do have enough of a portfolio floating around that I hope you land pretty nimbly on your feet somewhere.

Thad · « **Reply #145 on:** October 09, 2010, 04:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Sharkey on October 09, 2010, 12:10:10 AM

Honestly? I learned that quality and quantity of work has fuckall to do with anything if you don't suck shit out of the right idiot's asshole and grin about it.

And sometimes not even then. Cheers.

Sucks, but sounds like it's for the best -- for you, not 1up. If you end up hobo'ing it across the USA again, it's not a bad time of year in my neck of the woods and I've got a spare room. And I've got a girlfriend, so, you know, I have to ask her too. (Also: please no stealing my girlfriend.)

Detonator · « **Reply #146 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:06:54 PM »

I will let you stay at my place, but I will require compensation of one neatly-written game review or top-5 list per night.

Büge · « **Reply #147 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:14:48 PM »

If you take a wrong turn at Albuquerque and find yourself in Ontario I could put you up for the night.

McDohl · « **Reply #148 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:20:02 PM »

The weather is pretty much tolerable and pleasant in Texas right now, so couch is open.

Kayma · « **Reply #149 on:** October 09, 2010, 06:16:35 PM »

Oh, this was a political thing? I assumed you finally killed Matt Leone, and were essentially running from authorities.

Take your markers and hit the road, man. You'll be fine.

Classic · « **Reply #150 on:** October 09, 2010, 06:22:50 PM »

Do your thing far away from my girlfriend please. I say you should go to Australia and steal yahtzee's right hand.

Büge · « **Reply #151 on:** October 09, 2010, 07:40:30 PM »

But is it worth the spiders?

Classic · « **Reply #152 on:** October 09, 2010, 07:43:55 PM »

They eat out of the wrong end and have no spines buge, how tough could they be?

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #153 on:** October 10, 2010, 01:07:36 AM »

Quote from: Classic on October 09, 2010, 07:43:55 PM

They eat out of the wrong end

what

Classic · « **Reply #154 on:** October 10, 2010, 01:52:47 AM »

Spiders are protostomes. When they're developing the parts that become our butts are their mouths. Backwards. They're eating with what all worthwhile animals make into their butts.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #155 on:** October 10, 2010, 02:09:26 AM »

this is a mildly h0rrifying revelati0n 0_0

Sharkey · « **Reply #156 on:** October 11, 2010, 10:46:34 PM »

I learned something about spiders that I didn't want to know! Also, I put something up at sharkey.gamespite.net. Which will not be the final thing...

Also, if some new guys show up as a result of that, be nice.

Also also, I will not be stealing anybody's girlfriend. I'm still living with Wonder Woman.

Joxam · « **Reply #157 on:** October 11, 2010, 10:55:01 PM »

Join #finalfight again, we miss you.

Detonator · « **Reply #158 on:** October 12, 2010, 05:19:12 AM »

Quote from: Classic on October 10, 2010, 01:52:47 AM

Spiders are protostomes. When they're developing the parts that become our butts are their mouths. Backwards. They're eating with what all worthwhile animals make into their butts.

This is also one of Spider-Man's less-glorified abilities.

Kazz · « **Reply #159 on:** October 12, 2010, 05:39:07 AM »

Hey Sharkey, I've got this youtube channel with like 2,000 subscribers and if you ever want, like, at least 2,000 complete idiots to come around and give you attention, well, i've got that.

And there's always the Escapinevermind.

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