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Author Topic: Talkin' About Sharkey  (Read 36521 times)

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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #140 on: October 09, 2010, 01:20:10 PM »

Depends.  If this could turn into a Kane & Lynch thing, then it might be a good way to self-publicize.  If this is a "being a dick to your boss gets you fired" situation, less so.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #141 on: October 09, 2010, 01:49:06 PM »

The problem is that having game journalism experience makes him overqualified for game journalism.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #142 on: October 09, 2010, 02:16:14 PM »

You can be overqualified to rate on an 8-10 scale?
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #143 on: October 09, 2010, 03:44:24 PM »

Looks like someone is underqualified! :whoops:

I guess the only thing a games journalist needs is a willingness to perform sexual favors for the people who might give him "extra info". Or I guess just wet himself with excitement over every game.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #144 on: October 09, 2010, 03:46:57 PM »

with sharkey's built up cache and sticktuitiveness now on the free market, we can finally start our OWN gaming website!  with blackjack and hookers!

Actually that really super blows, but you do have enough of a portfolio floating around that I hope you land pretty nimbly on your feet somewhere.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #145 on: October 09, 2010, 04:59:28 PM »

Honestly? I learned that quality and quantity of work has fuckall to do with anything if you don't suck shit out of the right idiot's asshole and grin about it.

And sometimes not even then.  Cheers.

Sucks, but sounds like it's for the best -- for you, not 1up.  If you end up hobo'ing it across the USA again, it's not a bad time of year in my neck of the woods and I've got a spare room.  And I've got a girlfriend, so, you know, I have to ask her too.  (Also: please no stealing my girlfriend.)
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #146 on: October 09, 2010, 05:06:54 PM »

I will let you stay at my place, but I will require compensation of one neatly-written game review or top-5 list per night.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #147 on: October 09, 2010, 05:14:48 PM »

If you take a wrong turn at Albuquerque and find yourself in Ontario I could put you up for the night.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #148 on: October 09, 2010, 05:20:02 PM »

The weather is pretty much tolerable and pleasant in Texas right now, so couch is open.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #149 on: October 09, 2010, 06:16:35 PM »

Oh, this was a political thing? I assumed you finally killed Matt Leone, and were essentially running from authorities.

Take your markers and hit the road, man. You'll be fine.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #150 on: October 09, 2010, 06:22:50 PM »

Do your thing far away from my girlfriend please. I say you should go to Australia and steal yahtzee's right hand.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #151 on: October 09, 2010, 07:40:30 PM »

But is it worth the spiders?
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #152 on: October 09, 2010, 07:43:55 PM »

They eat out of the wrong end and have no spines buge, how tough could they be?
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #153 on: October 10, 2010, 01:07:36 AM »

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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #154 on: October 10, 2010, 01:52:47 AM »

Spiders are protostomes. When they're developing the parts that become our butts are their mouths. Backwards. They're eating with what all worthwhile animals make into their butts.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #155 on: October 10, 2010, 02:09:26 AM »

this is a mildly h0rrifying revelati0n 0_0
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #156 on: October 11, 2010, 10:46:34 PM »

I learned something about spiders that I didn't want to know! Also, I put something up at sharkey.gamespite.net. Which will not be the final thing...

Also, if some new guys show up as a result of that, be nice.

Also also, I will not be stealing anybody's girlfriend. I'm still living with Wonder Woman.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #157 on: October 11, 2010, 10:55:01 PM »

Join #finalfight again, we miss you.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #158 on: October 12, 2010, 05:19:12 AM »

Spiders are protostomes. When they're developing the parts that become our butts are their mouths. Backwards. They're eating with what all worthwhile animals make into their butts.

This is also one of Spider-Man's less-glorified abilities.
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Re: Talkin' About Sharkey
« Reply #159 on: October 12, 2010, 05:39:07 AM »

Hey Sharkey, I've got this youtube channel with like 2,000 subscribers and if you ever want, like, at least 2,000 complete idiots to come around and give you attention, well, i've got that.

And there's always the Escapinevermind.
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