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Author Topic: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog  (Read 36766 times)

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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #140 on: May 29, 2009, 04:54:06 PM »

A Sonic Racing game?  Well that can't possibly suck!

SEGA actually has a good track record for racing games past the Saturn.  Metropolis Street Racer was wonderful, Outrun 2/2006/Online Arcade are amazing, and I'm playing through Sega Rally Revo on-and-off and totally enjoying it the whole way through.  This is apparently by the Outrun crew, so chances are it'll be impressively colorful and fun to play.

Starting a rumor right here, right now:  Ferrari 360 Spider is an unlockable character!  Tell your friends :D
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #141 on: May 29, 2009, 05:00:03 PM »

Yeah, but they're basically -2 for 1 as far as Sonic Racing games are concerned.

Yes Sonic R was so bad it failed three times over and broke the very concept of statistics.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #142 on: July 01, 2010, 07:04:42 AM »

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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #143 on: July 01, 2010, 08:05:19 AM »

Epic Micky is going to be Sonic 2006
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #144 on: July 01, 2010, 12:07:51 PM »

Wow, those are some harsh words.
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #145 on: July 01, 2010, 04:23:48 PM »

Which one was Sonic 2006?
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #146 on: July 01, 2010, 04:35:53 PM »

it was the terrible one
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #147 on: July 01, 2010, 04:39:41 PM »

The one that occasionally thought it was Final Fantasy.

Thing is that game's problems ran waaaaay deeper than its presentation.  When Mickey starts falling through walls, then we can make comparisons like that.
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #148 on: July 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM »

it was the terrible one

You'll need to be more specific.

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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #149 on: July 01, 2010, 06:38:08 PM »

The one that had more longer loading times than game time in between said loading times on PS3.  Which made it arguably the best version.
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #150 on: July 01, 2010, 08:38:18 PM »

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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #151 on: July 02, 2010, 08:51:03 PM »

Ha, your servbot sig was pretty much my reaction.  "Man, fuck that physics crap, just put suction cups on his feet."
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #152 on: July 03, 2010, 09:12:11 PM »

it was the terrible one

Which one's the ugly one?
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #153 on: July 03, 2010, 09:17:41 PM »

THEY'RE ALL TERRIBLE AND UGLY AND FADSKFJSDAL
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #154 on: July 03, 2010, 09:21:44 PM »

IF I MAY

That there are so, so many 25+ y/o men who honestly have an standing (usually vaguely positive) opinion about sonic physically enrages me in ways that are steadily forcing me to form an opinion on sonic the hedgehog so that I might grapple with this inexplicable frustration

IF ALL THE ENERGY THAT HAS BEEN EXHAUSTED IN AND AROUND THE SONIC FANDOM HAD BEEN FOCUSED ANYWHERE VAGUELY CONSTRUCTIVE AT ALL THIS WOULD BE LIKE A DAZZLING NEW RENAISSANCE

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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #155 on: July 03, 2010, 09:22:10 PM »

SOMEBODY ABATE ME
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #156 on: July 03, 2010, 09:26:54 PM »

Before you die you see the Tails doll.

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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #157 on: July 03, 2010, 09:29:52 PM »

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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #158 on: July 03, 2010, 09:40:38 PM »

It's just that every now and again it HITS me how much of the internet's creative output is just sonic fandom

It's like a lolcatz thing, where the sheer staggering amount of material just careens so beyond absurd that you have no option but to block it out and hope it's just a phase or something

B-but it's clearly not! It just grows! Forever! This is what so much of our energy goes towards apparently! This and mega man and tranformers and any given vaguely late-80's property that folks are just old enough to assume as some kind of terribly limiting adult identity! What the fuck happened here?!

I guess it's just the simple fact that there is an apparently thriving community of people basically everywhere ready to support and comfort this obsession indefinitely and without remorse. It's like... if this many people convened in clubs in towns rather than on message boards we would immediately think this was some kind of cult or something.

People can do what makes them happy, don't get me wrong, but so, so much effort is sunk in to something that will never begin to matter! It's downright tragic, I tells ya.
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Re: Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #159 on: July 03, 2010, 09:41:40 PM »

I think I'm supposed to hit you at some point.
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