Topic: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog (Read 36774 times)

Zaratustra · « **Reply #40 on:** July 21, 2008, 03:51:22 AM »

I like how the Sonic Unleashed trailer actually thinks it's trailerworthy to have GOD OF WAR SONIC lift an object and place it on a switch to open a door.

TWENTY FIRST CENTURY GAME DESIGN KREZZY PEEPOL

Oh god. Runs around arabian places, swings a sword, turns into a monster version of himself, sonic IS the Prince of Persia.

Shinra · « **Reply #41 on:** July 21, 2008, 04:46:13 AM »

Quote from: Zaratustra on July 21, 2008, 03:51:22 AM

I like how the Sonic Unleashed trailer actually thinks it's trailerworthy to have GOD OF WAR SONIC lift an object and place it on a switch to open a door.

TWENTY FIRST CENTURY GAME DESIGN KREZZY PEEPOL

Oh god. Runs around arabian places, swings a sword, turns into a monster version of himself, sonic IS the Prince of Persia.

oh come on it can't be that

OW

OW OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO BAD

Royal☭ · « **Reply #42 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:36:04 AM »

Wait so you're saying this Sonic game has the potential to be fun?

Metal Slime · « **Reply #43 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:50:10 AM »

If by Prince of Persia you mean Warrior Within by which you would mean HORRIBLE

Brentai · « **Reply #44 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:54:26 AM »

Unfortunately SEGA only gets Japanese internet.

Do they think this shit is cool? I DON'T HONESTLY KNOW.

Thad · « **Reply #45 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:10:42 AM »

Quote from: Zaratustra on July 21, 2008, 03:51:22 AM

I like how the Sonic Unleashed trailer actually thinks it's trailerworthy to have GOD OF WAR SONIC lift an object and place it on a switch to open a door.

TWENTY FIRST CENTURY GAME DESIGN KREZZY PEEPOL

Hell, you pushed blocks onto switches in the ORIGINAL Sonic.

Quote from: Zaratustra on July 21, 2008, 03:51:22 AM

Oh god. Runs around arabian places, swings a sword, turns into a monster version of himself, sonic IS the Prince of Persia.

Butbutbut Persia's not Arabia...!

Mongrel · « **Reply #46 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:50:34 AM »

Quote from: Thad on July 21, 2008, 11:10:42 AM

Butbutbut Persia's not Arabia...!

Did somebody light the troll signal?

Royal☭ · « **Reply #47 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:54:36 AM »

Quote from: Metal Slime on July 21, 2008, 09:50:10 AM

If by Prince of Persia you mean Warrior Within by which you would mean HORRIBLE

Quote from: Zaratustra on July 21, 2008, 03:51:22 AM

Oh god. Runs around arabian places, swings a sword, turns into a monster version of himself, sonic IS the Prince of Persia.

I did not, no.

Alex · « **Reply #48 on:** July 21, 2008, 12:58:07 PM »

Hey, I liked Warrior Within.

sei · « **Reply #49 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Thad on July 21, 2008, 11:10:42 AM

Quote from: Zaratustra on July 21, 2008, 03:51:22 AM
Oh god. Runs around arabian places, swings a sword, turns into a monster version of himself, sonic IS the Prince of Persia.

Butbutbut Persia's not Arabia...!

And then Ira~a~an. Iran so far awa~a~ay...

Brentai · « **Reply #50 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Thad on July 21, 2008, 11:10:42 AM

Quote from: Zaratustra on July 21, 2008, 03:51:22 AM
I like how the Sonic Unleashed trailer actually thinks it's trailerworthy to have GOD OF WAR SONIC lift an object and place it on a switch to open a door.

TWENTY FIRST CENTURY GAME DESIGN KREZZY PEEPOL

Hell, you pushed blocks onto switches in the ORIGINAL Sonic.

...mainly in the worst level of the game.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #51 on:** July 21, 2008, 02:39:06 PM »

Are you trying to get Thad to argue with you about something you both agree on?

Norondor · « **Reply #52 on:** July 21, 2008, 03:51:20 PM »

I only remember block-pushing in the water level and casino level and i may be making it up in the latter case.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #53 on:** July 21, 2008, 05:28:21 PM »

MARBLE
MOTHERFUCKING
ZONE

Saturn · « **Reply #54 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:01:54 PM »

Sonic IS The Black Knight, missing his arms and hopping on one foot yelling "I CAN STILL BE IN GOOD GAMES, REALLY, I MEAN IT, HEY COME BACK HERE"

McDohl · « **Reply #55 on:** July 22, 2008, 08:03:41 AM »

ROIGHT! I'll do ya for that!

What are you gonna do? Release poor sequels on me?

Bal · « **Reply #56 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:13:26 AM »

My mind is completely blown by Sonic & The Black Knight. I cannot conceive of a world in which this is something the consumer wants. Who comes up with an idea like this? All I can think is that the various SEGA developers come to the pitch meetings with ideas completely divorced from the Sonic franchise; I imagine them giving eloquent presentations with concept art and story boards, and then the executives at the head of the table look up and say "That looks great, put Sonic in it and it's greenlit today". I imagine this happens to fully half of the games at SEGA.

Thad · « **Reply #57 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:38:09 AM »

I remember reading a fanfic some years back called Son-ak the Barbarian or somesuch, and it was actually pretty entertaining.

Of course, it was over-the-top violent and the writer actually showed some self-awareness in what a goofy damn thing he was writing; this game will have neither of those things.

Shinra · « **Reply #58 on:** July 22, 2008, 03:17:37 PM »

I think the truth is, at the end of the day, SEGA discounts actual gamers as being meaningful targets of the franchise. They're aiming this at two crowds; the people who obsessed over the cartoons (later becoming furries) and people far too young to remember things as they once were. (children)

Sonic isn't for us anymore. It's for babies and sexual deviants.

Brentai · « **Reply #59 on:** July 22, 2008, 03:38:20 PM »

...how is that not for us, again?

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