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Author Topic: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog  (Read 36746 times)

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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #120 on: October 12, 2008, 08:18:46 PM »

Latter. Also told Tails that Knuckles is my bitch.
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #121 on: October 12, 2008, 10:06:36 PM »

Make fucking sure not to miss Cream.  Refresh makes wandering less tedious.
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #122 on: October 12, 2008, 11:13:24 PM »

Make fucking sure not to miss Cream.  teh loli makes wandering less tedious.
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #123 on: November 05, 2008, 04:30:27 PM »

However, fan projects like this still keep the sonic magic alive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVW1NwkMf1M
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #124 on: November 05, 2008, 09:31:46 PM »

...Sora, is that you?
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #125 on: November 06, 2008, 03:31:07 AM »

Worst use of a Bad Religion song since 10 in 2010 in Crazy Taxi.

People, don't use songs about hopelessness and looming global overpopulation in your upbeat, colorful games. Dang.
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #126 on: November 06, 2008, 07:10:06 AM »

Worst use of a Bad Religion song since 10 in 2010 in Crazy Taxi.

People, don't use songs about hopelessness and looming global overpopulation in your upbeat, colorful games. Dang.

Bad religion needed to make some crazy money, is that so worng?
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #127 on: November 06, 2008, 10:47:29 AM »

No, it's not, uh, wrong... But they could have picked something less utterly inappropriate. Like Incomplete, or I want to conquer the world.

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what kind of God orchestrates such a thing?
10 in 2010
ten billion people all suffering
10 in 2010
truth is not an issue just hungry mouths to feed
10 in 2010
forget what you want, scrounge the things you need

"Hey, taxi dude! Drop me off at the KFC two blocks away, and do it in less than 15 seconds or you don't get paid."
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #128 on: January 01, 2009, 02:12:45 PM »

Oh Sonic Unleashed.  I really REALLY wanted to like you, but you done gone and hurt me.

Oddly enough, I'm actually pretty annoyed that the controls when running have been tightened up and I can no longer turn on a dime V-TEC style while instead steering like molasses on a frosty December morning.

WereSonic is actually moderately enjoyable, but most of his stages could stand to be shorter so I'm not button mashan like I'm punching someone as if I'd dropped into the world of Hokuto no Ken.  The animations are for the attacks are pretty keen to watch and enemies aren't super frustrating to deal with unless you're doing the QTE critical finish moves.

Music is pretty good (but not quite as good as a few stage themes from 2006).  Dialogue makes me want to  :endit: though.

And then...there's hunting for medals to unlock more stages.

Why, Sega?  Why?  What in the hell were you thinking when you decided that this was a good idea?  I sure as hell don't want to replay stages over and over to comb over every inch of digital space in search of mandatory collectibles that let me advance through the game.  I want to replay stages because they're enjoyable!

Also, grading system?  Not game breaking, but really obnoxious.
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #129 on: May 28, 2009, 07:21:16 PM »

And damn, I did not realize the game was actually SONIC THE HEDGEHOG HAS A SWORD.  I thought the sword was, like, a plot element, or something.  I mean... I mean... I mean he's already covered in fucking swords.  It's like giving The Pain a giant stinger, or making a robot with a huge shoulder cannon whose special ability is turning into a tiny handgun.

Totally unrelated: new game features Sonic driving a fucking car.

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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #130 on: May 28, 2009, 07:28:49 PM »

A Sonic Racing game?  Well that can't possibly suck!
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #131 on: May 28, 2009, 08:29:30 PM »

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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #133 on: May 28, 2009, 10:03:15 PM »

Is... is just making a Sonic game really that difficult?
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #134 on: May 28, 2009, 10:16:41 PM »

The GBA games wer*schlumpy*
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #135 on: May 29, 2009, 12:11:57 AM »

the GBA games suffered from LOL SPIKE AT END OF LONG FAST SECTION
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #136 on: May 29, 2009, 03:05:22 AM »

And damn, I did not realize the game was actually SONIC THE HEDGEHOG HAS A SWORD.  I thought the sword was, like, a plot element, or something.  I mean... I mean... I mean he's already covered in fucking swords.  It's like giving The Pain a giant stinger, or making a robot with a huge shoulder cannon whose special ability is turning into a tiny handgun.

Totally unrelated: new game features Sonic driving a fucking car.

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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #137 on: May 29, 2009, 02:36:18 PM »

Pretty remarkable how impossible it seems to make a game where the premise is that the character runs really fast and also jumps.
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #138 on: May 29, 2009, 03:02:47 PM »

Well the target audience is not asking for that.  Probably because they have never seen it.
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Re: Reduced to Ruin: Sonic the Hedgehog
« Reply #139 on: May 29, 2009, 04:32:15 PM »

I don't think Sega can screw up a racing game as bad as a sonic game. As for sonic driving, it's only fair to the other racers.

I think Sonic & Sega Pals racing can be a good games, specially if they include some characters I like, like the Skies of Arcadia Crew.

Well the target audience is not asking for that.  Probably because they have never seen it.

I think the target audience for Sonic games are the type that want to marry sonic then fuck him. Or Amy. I don't know.
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