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Author Topic: What The Fuck Do You People DO All Day?  (Read 10562 times)

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Brentai

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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #100 on: April 21, 2009, 11:55:26 AM »
:yarr: Oh boy!  I've finally finished all these side projects for clients I've been bilking the fuck out of, now I can just slack off all day for my regular client and spend all night playing TF2.

:mahboi: Uh, yeah, we've got a progress review tonight, so, ah, I need you to finish a ton of shit today.

:yarr: Yarr!  Oh well, I guess I can actually work today.

:goodnews: HELLO I AM A CLIENT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM IN TWO MONTHS AND I AM UPSET ABOUT YOU NOT ANSWERING MY EMAILS

:yarr: Um well that's because

:goodnews: HOW ABOUT I PAY YOU A DISPROPORTIONATE RETAINER TO ANSWER MY EMAILS

:yarr: Okay.

:ohmy: Hello sir I am an artist who knows shit all about computers, please let me let you overcharge me for simple as shit.  Today.

:yarr: Well I'm kinda busy here but if money is involved I uh

:hurr: HEY I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY BUT IF YOU HAVE TIME CAN YOU RIP ME OFF TOO

:yarr: STOP GIVING ME MONEY!!!!!

:goodnews: :ohmy: :hurr:  NO!!!
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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #101 on: April 21, 2009, 12:03:56 PM »
hey Brent, can I put you on retainer

 :suave:
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Brentai

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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #102 on: April 21, 2009, 12:24:02 PM »
Too scrapey.
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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #103 on: April 21, 2009, 02:20:16 PM »
I don't know what it is about 2009 but it seems web developers have too much work. I'm getting jobs from people who had to outsource work to me because they're getting too many jobs from people.
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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #104 on: April 21, 2009, 02:30:59 PM »
I guess the finance bubble-burst is making the .coms nostalgic or something.
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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #105 on: April 21, 2009, 06:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Büge on April 21, 2009, 07:02:19 AM
Oh, I also draw pornography which you guys will never see.

Haha, I know how you feel. Boy do I know.

One of the reasons I stuck through my early complete failures in drawing was because despite my complete and utter suckage, I still felt I could get good enough to draw my own porn one day. Of course, now that I have broadened my artistic horizons I have to resist the urge to put tits on everything. It's a small price to pay, really.
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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #106 on: April 21, 2009, 07:05:06 PM »
I went with the more direct route.  Eventually I'll be able to photograph my own porn.



You know, once I can talk to girls.
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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #107 on: April 21, 2009, 07:34:51 PM »
I actually feel like I should start drawing internet porn comics. I need to actually start making comics, and get them finished and published, and wacky porn might just be the best way to keep me interested all the way through.
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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #108 on: April 21, 2009, 08:07:27 PM »
I tried a similar motivational tactic by learning Japanese through translating porn comics. It worked to an extent, but now I only know "porno Japanese".

I'm sure it'll come in handy at the cosplay maid brothel.
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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #109 on: April 21, 2009, 08:24:41 PM »
Quote from: JDigital on April 21, 2009, 08:07:27 PM
I tried a similar motivational tactic by learning Japanese through translating porn comics. It worked to an extent, but now I only know "porno Japanese".

I'm sure it'll come in handy at the cosplay maid brothel.

"Oh Onii-chan! OH!"
"Suziyumiyamuhimtsumi! You are so tight on brother's cock!"
"ONII-CHAAAAAAN!"

...
I can see how the ladies will flock to you.
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Brentai

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Re: What the Fuck Do you People DO all day?
« Reply #110 on: April 21, 2009, 08:31:09 PM »
LAST TIME!

Quote from: Median Average Brentai on April 21, 2009, 11:55:26 AM
:mahboi: Uh, yeah, we've got a progress review tonight, so, ah, I need you to finish a ton of shit today.

:yarr: STOP GIVING ME MONEY!!!!!

:goodnews: :ohmy: :hurr:  NO!!!

AND NOW THE CONCLUSION:

:mahboi: Uh, yeah, we're overbudget as usual, so we need to cut back your hours from, like, six to two per day for the rest of this project.

:yarr: Well, considering that I'm charging you significantly less than the rest of these rubes, and that you've been monopolizing most of my productive time up until now... yeah, okay.



(I should probably splitmerge half this topic into the "my day at work" thread but eh.)
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