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Miss Cat Ears

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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #480 on: February 25, 2010, 06:12:38 AM »

Sometimes I want crunchy and tasteless
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #481 on: February 25, 2010, 06:18:05 AM »

Well, more accurately it tastes like water.

This is not always a bad thing.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #482 on: February 25, 2010, 06:55:45 AM »

Around here, lettuce tastes more like water than our water.

It's da guvmint, man. Day's doin' sufin' tos our water.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #483 on: February 25, 2010, 06:57:20 AM »

Yea there's something in the water here.  My corn plant just pouts unless I give it distilled water. Maybe it would like to eat lettuce instead  :whoops:
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #484 on: February 25, 2010, 07:12:15 AM »

Yea there's something in the water here.  My corn plant just pouts unless I give it distilled water. Maybe it would like to eat lettuce instead  :whoops:

You fool!  This is how Mad Cow got started!
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #485 on: February 25, 2010, 08:09:44 AM »

Iceberg lettuce is higher in moisture content and generally speaking much crisper than any other lettuce I've tried. I prefer it on a sandwich.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #486 on: February 25, 2010, 08:33:13 AM »

every condition you could try to satisfy with iceberg is fulfilled at least infinity as well by some other lettuce.  woops.

Lettuce or whatever. Bean sprouts on a sandwich offer the same crunch, better flavor, and holy crap some actual nutrients.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #487 on: February 25, 2010, 09:16:28 AM »

every condition you could try to satisfy with iceberg is fulfilled at least infinity as well by some other lettuce.  woops.

Lettuce or whatever. Bean sprouts on a sandwich offer the same crunch, better flavor, and holy crap some actual nutrients.

Except if you don't like bean sprouts.

The fact that iceberg lettuce does not have a flavor is the entire fucking appeal, dude. All you're getting is the pleasant cool, crispness of lettuce. I agree that iceberg has no place in, say, a salad, but on most sandwiches iceberg is king.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #488 on: February 25, 2010, 09:30:20 AM »

Sorry I prefer my food to taste like something I guess we will never agree.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #489 on: February 25, 2010, 09:57:16 AM »

Sometimes texture is just as important as flavor. Considering that iceberg lettuce is part of a larger picture when implemented in a sandwich, maybe the point is to make the other flavors in the sandwich better by adding a pleasant texture? I don't know, maybe I'm crazy.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #490 on: February 25, 2010, 09:58:26 AM »

I pity your sandwich that derives all its flavor from the bean sprouts, and have trouble comprehending your burger that does the same.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #491 on: February 25, 2010, 09:59:27 AM »

I pity your sandwich that derives all its flavor from the bean sprouts, and have trouble comprehending your burger that does the same.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #492 on: February 25, 2010, 10:08:58 AM »

nope you guys are pretty much wrong, while r^2 is correct, sorry.  lettuce is the worst, while sprouts are pretty high tier.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #493 on: February 25, 2010, 10:30:47 AM »

Niku is proven to have no taste.
He ranks lettuce incredibly low, but above cupcakes.

He is fucking crazy.      
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #494 on: February 25, 2010, 10:31:39 AM »

Celery is where it's at.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #495 on: February 25, 2010, 10:33:40 AM »

The problem with the cupcake is not its flavor, its smell, its texture.  The problem with the cupcake is its existence.  It is a clumsy, misshapen thing, like Old Yeller had he been allowed to live for several more years.  The modern cupcake is a monstrosity with a frosting profile larger than any amount of cake to be found within.  It is simple fact that a small slice of regular cake, ensconced within a similar wax paper, would be infinitely preferable in every way, to say nothing of the superiority of cake balls.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #496 on: February 25, 2010, 10:50:25 AM »

When I was at Ft. Irwin, some of the Iraqi roleplayers made a beet salad that was amazing.

I forgot to get the recipe.  ::(:
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #497 on: February 25, 2010, 11:04:22 AM »

Ah but Niku. The cupcakes of which you speak are cupcakes of a harlot. They will do in a pinch but they lack the soul of a TRUE cupcake.
You eat one of these beauties and you know what life is about.
I am not arguing that a good cupcake is like a tiny cake. I believe that was the basic idea.  But the shape of cupcakes should not be belittled. It offers maximum cake-to-bite! You get a little frosting on there and you have a delicious little bit of heaven.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #498 on: February 25, 2010, 11:08:47 AM »

When I was at Ft. Irwin, some of the Iraqi roleplayers made a beet salad that was amazing.

I forgot to get the recipe.  ::(:

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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #499 on: February 25, 2010, 11:15:54 AM »

I am not arguing that a good cupcake is like a tiny cake.

One might even dare to say that they are cup-sized cakes.
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