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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #880 on: February 10, 2012, 04:14:17 PM »

Distilled vinegar, maybe?
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #881 on: February 10, 2012, 04:45:51 PM »

My first guess would be cider or rice wine vinegar, but it could be something a little more distant. Champagne vinegar makes a fine dressing.

Also possible: minced garlic or shallots.

What do they call this dressing? Could be a hint.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #882 on: February 10, 2012, 05:17:44 PM »

House dressing  :nyoro~n:

Remember folks it's TANGY as the DICKENS
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #883 on: February 10, 2012, 06:44:50 PM »

Malt vinegar?  :shrug:
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #884 on: February 10, 2012, 09:29:02 PM »

Powdered Tang.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #885 on: February 10, 2012, 09:33:37 PM »

Country Time Lemonade Mix.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #886 on: February 10, 2012, 09:55:05 PM »

He said it was tangy, not lemonadey.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #887 on: February 10, 2012, 09:56:46 PM »

Honestly? Probably not a bad idea to go down the list of what a place like this would probably add to the dressing they make in massive amounts every day.

- Cocktail cherry syrup
- MSG
- Bacon grease
- Moxie spiked with powdered Tang
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #888 on: February 10, 2012, 09:59:20 PM »

Have you tried asking them for the recipe? Wouldn't hurt.

Also link me to their website, I might be able to figure out something from their menu.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #889 on: February 10, 2012, 10:01:10 PM »

They refused to say what's in it... I've asked three different times, and nobody will say a peep on the matter. I actually pretended I had a cheese allergy to see if they'd say it was okay, so I could figure out if it had cheese or not, and they said "I don't know! You'd better play it safe."

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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #890 on: February 11, 2012, 12:14:02 AM »

Seems awfully Italian. Have you considered the possibility we're looking at a splash of Balsamic here?
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #891 on: February 11, 2012, 10:02:22 AM »

Possibly, but know that the dressing is very white when mixed up.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #892 on: February 11, 2012, 10:49:26 AM »

Get a job there. If that doesn't work, make friends with one of the sous-chefs. If that doesn't work, buy some chloroform and wait out back for one of them to go on a smoke break.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #893 on: February 11, 2012, 12:00:37 PM »

Damn your eyes man I've had it with your biting sass

This is critically important to me as a SANE MAN able to EAT FOOD again without RESTLESSLY CRAVING that WICKED TANG
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #894 on: February 11, 2012, 12:02:10 PM »

That haunting tang CONSUMES me
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #895 on: February 11, 2012, 12:18:10 PM »

If they're bottling and selling the stuff, shouldn't there be an ingredients list on the label?
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #896 on: February 11, 2012, 12:20:21 PM »

They should have the recipe available anyway, in case someone has an allergic reaction.

Hey, how about lemon juice?
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #897 on: February 11, 2012, 12:25:19 PM »

Something occurs to me: what if there's MSG added? That would amplify the flavours in the sauce.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #898 on: February 11, 2012, 07:08:03 PM »

MSG is an ingredient I've considered more and more... it just seems like exactly the kind of thing that place would add to their house dressing.

If they're bottling and selling the stuff, shouldn't there be an ingredients list on the label?

Nah, they just give it to you in a featureless plastic container.
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Re: What's Cookin'?
« Reply #899 on: February 12, 2012, 11:26:15 AM »

Someone stotle a bagel from me earlier today.

So if you don't want to be like me and have your bagels taken from you, make sure you put lox on them.
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