ZedPower's Hot and Cold Sandwich
You need:
-two slices of delicious bread, room temperature
-some pepperoni, or probably other similar-ish meat; I'll try italian sausage next time
-one slice of delicious, medium-to-strong cheese, room temperature; I use Emmental
-crab stick, room temperature (yes you could probably use real crab in your trashy sandwich if you really wanted to, uncle moneybags)
-iceberg lettuce, cold as fuck
-delicious salad dressing, cold; I use Kraft "catalina with bacon")
-this recipe is time sensitive so having some minutes without distraction is important
1.Cook up your meat so it's really hot and as crunchy as it'll get (if it can get crunchy).
2.Put meat on the bread so it forms a layer.
3.Put cheese on the meat. It will heat up and soften, that is good.
4.Put some crab stick on your cheese. Try to make a good layer, as thick as you can stomach the stuff.
5.Cover the crab stick with ice cold lettuce.
6.Get some salad dressing all on top of that lettuce.
7.Other slice of bread goes on top!
8.Eat that sucker up RIGHT AWAY.
