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Author Topic: Braid  (Read 5781 times)

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Bongo Bill

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Re: Braid
« Reply #80 on: June 16, 2009, 02:25:56 PM »

I just like puzzles.
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Re: Braid
« Reply #81 on: June 16, 2009, 02:28:08 PM »

I JUST LEARNED ABOUT STARS AND "DON'T FINISH WORLD 2 AND 3'S PUZZLES"

GUESS WHICH WORLD'S PUZZLE I ALREADY COMPLETED

Not only do I think that the Stars are mostly a waste of time, but I've beaten Braid, like, six times. It's a great weekend-killer.
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Re: Braid
« Reply #82 on: June 16, 2009, 02:53:58 PM »

Wait, the stars actually do something?  I thought they were just stars.

Fuck it, I'm still not getting them.
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Re: Braid
« Reply #83 on: June 16, 2009, 03:02:24 PM »

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Okay, the secret ending is fucking hilarious.  But only because I didn't actually do any of that shit.  The schadenfreude of imagining people who actually did get that just makes it better.  Sorry yyler.

It's like the real puzzle of Braid.  If you think in the box and do everything that's expected of you, you get horribly punished.  If you cheat like a little bastard, though, it's :smile: for weeks.
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Re: Braid
« Reply #84 on: June 16, 2009, 04:04:17 PM »

::(: I...I got everything.
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Re: Braid
« Reply #85 on: June 16, 2009, 04:07:58 PM »

You should only be ashamed of the stars. The puzzle pieces are easy peasy tbh.
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Re: Braid
« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2009, 04:51:28 PM »

Braid proves that it is possible for an ending to make the ENTIRE REST OF THE GAME seem worse.


i never bothered with the stars because FUCK STANDING AROUND FOR A GODDAMN HOUR FOR A GODDAMN LINE DRAWING

You know what you are actually doing during that hour?

You are letting Johnny Blow jerk off in your goddamn face at how fucking DEEP AND CLEVER he is.
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Re: Braid
« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2009, 05:04:20 PM »

I felt like I was doing that for six hours.
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Re: Braid
« Reply #88 on: June 16, 2009, 05:15:49 PM »

I just started it waiting and went to class.  That fickle whatevershit was the one that sucked beyond all human capacity for reason.
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