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Author Topic: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing  (Read 14101 times)

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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2008, 04:55:44 AM »

great day to you all
Okay, this is how it works. One person here has to declare himself the BRAWL CHAMPION. The BRAWL CHAMPION is obligated to accept challenges from users of these forums and probably also the other ones. The challenges will take the form of three consecutive networked 1-on-1 network matches. (Alternatively, they may be team matches where the champion and the challenger each have one CPU ally of the same level). Whoever wins two or more of those three becomes the BRAWL CHAMPION. If the matches exhibit excessive lag, the BRAWL CHAMPION retains his title but forfeits his bragging rights until the next challenge takes place.

The rules of these three matches must be declared in advance by the challenger. They include: match type (X stock vs Y:00 time vs COIN MODE EXTRAVAGANZA), item switch (optionally, champion and challenger may be allowed to specify an item switch and let the server decide), forbidden levels, and the theme used to choose character (i.e. best characters, worst characters, same character, random characters, choose each others' characters, tourneyfag cliché characters, etc.)

Like we needed more excuses to spend too much time brawling, right? I'm going to declare that the first BRAWL CHAMPION is the first one on either board to claim the title.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2008, 05:16:34 AM »

Kazz has the spot.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2008, 07:24:32 AM »

DESTROY THE HEALTH BOSS
ONLY THE KEY CAN OPEN THE DOOR

I have no idea why I needed to say that.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2008, 09:15:21 AM »

holy crap the icon for this topic is adorable  :wuv:
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2008, 10:22:39 AM »

i don't have much internet but assuming that anything works i want nexts

if my internet fails you can just post and say you handed me a humiliating defeat and i won't mind
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2008, 11:09:54 AM »

DESTROY THE HEALTH BOSS
ONLY THE KEY CAN OPEN THE DOOR

Is... is that a Quartet reference!?
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2008, 01:31:59 PM »

holy crap the icon for this topic is adorable  :wuv:

Had to cut out 700 other frames of animation to highlight the sweet spot.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2008, 02:16:49 PM »

Kazz has a lot of heart.

That's why he loves Pokemon Trainer. He's a fun character and he's got a lot of grit and moxie.

But not enough, it seems.

Five Stock, a single match on Pokemon Stadium 2. Maybe he knows that I suicide way too often on Electric Stage..

Five Stock, Pokemon Trainer Only, Smash Balls and Poke Balls set to High.

I win with two stock left while soundly demonstrating to Kazz how to land Pokemon Trainer's Final Smash.

Wavebird Shin Ken remains invincible. Who's next?
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2008, 02:38:10 PM »

sir i think i said something regarding nexts
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2008, 03:14:04 PM »

MetalSlime attempted to defy the New Brawl Century Ruler next..

Mirror Matches. Interesting. best of five. We each pick two, Finalfight randomly suggests a last matchup. Items were on in every round.

(Slime)Mario vs Mario(Delfino Plaza) - Doom. Mario's Final Smash continues to be god awful, though.

(Doom)Pokemon Trainer vs Pokemon Trainer(Spear Pillar) - Doom. Hilarity abounds via legendaries.

(#finalfight)Sonic vs Sonic(Onett) - Slime at the last second with Sonic's retardedly good Final smash.

(Slime)Jigglypuff vs Jigglypuff(Ice Climber Level) - Doom via closely tied prioritizing faggotry. Slime also did me a huge favor and actually used roll out, killing himself.

AAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATAATATATA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATA
WAH TOH
WAVEBIRD SHIN KEN SELF DESTRUCTING FIST!

 :vampire: Sorry, MetalSlime, but I've struck your Pressure Point. You'll walk to your own death, a step at a time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jOGFTQpF1o&feature=related

Last Round(For Kicks)(Doom) DeDeDe vs DeDeDe(Shadow Moses Island) - Doom. Without any lives lost. At 177%. Ouch!
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2008, 03:50:30 PM »

A noble fellow appeared before me. He had no challenge terms. He would fight me on any basis, honorably.

Doom vs Norondor is as follows... 2 stock, random map, items on, any character, best of seven.

DeDeDe vs Pokemon Trainer on Spear Pillar- Norondor. Would you believe DeDeDe can be outprioritized?

Lucario vs Lucario on Pictochat - Norondor. Fuuuuccccck, somebody else who knows how to dodge his Final Smash!

Kirby vs Olimar on Halberd - Doom. By a three stock. SERIOUS BUSINESS CHARACTER TIME?

Pokemon Trainer vs Ike on Spear Pillar - Doom. Guess who else suddenly loves Pokemon Trainer.

Kirby vs Pokemon Trainer on Faraway Planet - Doom. All I remember is an obnoxious turtle.

Kirby vs Pokemon Trainer on Zebes - Norondor by a Dragoon. Norondor is also up for SERIOUS BUSINESS?

FINAL BOUT

Wario vs Pokemon Trainer on Pirate Ship - Doomination. Aside from generally manhandling Norondor, I two-stocked him by grabbing a fire flower and advancing on him, cackling ominously, as Wario is known to do. A flammable box spawned on top of Norondor, annihilating the both of us.. but incinerating him so swiftly that I won before losing my own life.  :omg:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6g8ilmfOlc

A noble attempt.. but Wavebird Shin Ken remains invincible.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2008, 04:13:37 PM »

Doom, If you manage to beat me 15 times in a row using my rules at brawl I'll leave here forever.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2008, 04:18:12 PM »

I accomplished one of my two goals as Ike, having gotten a kill with GREAAAAT PIZZA but not getting a chance to fight for my friends :(

I had hoped my epic fan bullshit would secure a victory on faraway planet, but it turns out that squirtle is paradoxically weak to kirby's Stone attack.

You also forgot to mention the best part of the lucario mirror match, namely that i came back from a :slow: plus :blahblahblah: tag team to secure victory.



Even though i failed, i think i acquitted myself well as a brawler. I can only hope that there is a hero great enough to finally topple doom's empire of evil... somewhere...



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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2008, 05:07:03 PM »

What we need is a "Gonna Fly Now" training montage.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2008, 07:35:43 PM »

Lady Duke wanted to do 3 stock, random stage, random characters, no items. She knows I'm an item whore.

I got Mario twice and Meta-Knight once. 5 and 0 overall.

Then Kazz challenged me to the same terms. We had a nice Fox vs Mario, but I 5 and 0'd him as well.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2008, 07:59:13 PM »

He doesn't mention that we went on to have some 3p and 4p matches in which I whooped all kinds of ass with Bowser.

but yes, dueling Doom is a fool's errand.  this activity is over.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2008, 09:55:16 PM »

I'm not quite prepared to let this go without at least seeing the powers of Doom in action. But if you lose to the Dan Hibiki of brawl players, I will be so disappointed.
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2008, 05:55:55 PM »

MetalSlime showed up again for some reason.

3 Stock, Items on, Big Blue only.

3 and 0. Even after winning, we went with the third round. Killed his Ness with Bowser.  :smile:
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2008, 10:57:14 AM »

Another mortal fool thinking he can stand at my level... Rygaron showed up and insisted on no tricks. No restrictions, items on, best of seven.

Wario vs Wolf on Luigi's Mansion- Doom wins by an overwhelming majority. I love tier matchups.

Kirby vs Marth on Ice Climber Glacier- Doom pulls the win even after his wavebird auto-walks him into a suicide. Nice three-part taunt, Ryg, but you know that the Taunter's Code is that you welcome yourself to all revenge? Only taunt what you can get away with, brave fella.

DeDeDe vs Falco on Animal Crossing - Doom. Congrats on Side-B suicide as your first move.

Lucario vs Meta-Knight on Pirate Ship - Doom. The only close match.

Having destroyed Rygaron utterly, I decided to work to humilate him.

Bowser vs Meta-Knight on Poke Stadium 1 - Doom. This match was amazing. On our last stocks, I got the Smash Ball, Giga Bowser'd and Bowsercided him. Giga Bowser is so big that we both died simultaneously and we Sudden Death'd. I killed poor ol' Meta on my first smash. Nice clash of the invincibility frames there!

Snake vs Meta-Knight on Onett - Rygaron pulls a win facing me in my worst stage. Barely. With item help. And me suiciding on C4 once or twice.

DK vs Meta-Knight on Hanabe(Musical Leaf Land) - DK shutout for that classic arrogant clean.

Here's a rendition of the encounter and another brick in my villainous legacy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9yT2jfbaE
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Re: Smash Bros. Brawl Champion Thing
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2008, 11:29:51 AM »

Kabbage wandered in shortly after, following a Lemming-like impulse to march to his own death.

No Bo-Bombs, No Smash Balls, 5 stock, best of three. Kabbage didn't actually adjust his own items, so we had Smash Balls in most of the fights. Despite getting several of them, they didn't save Kabbage.

Lucario vs Zero Suit Samus(Samus for the last two lives) on Luigi's Mansion - Doom. Pretty epic, pretty fun. At one point I actually dodged any fatal hits from an entire Fireworks Salvo at 175% damage.

Kirby vs Game and Watch on Pirate Ship - Doom wins, despite Kabbage dominating most of the items. Doom takes a Smash Ball at the end for a photo-finish Chef Kirby fatality.

DeDeDe vs Wolf on Mario Kart - Kabbage, barely. Maybe you should've used Wolf in the first two? He was pretty annoying! Then again, I was using ol' DeThree.

Invincible, Wave Birds, Blah Blah.
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